Archive | July 2010

Stupid Game Reviews..

When Kyan does his stupid game reviews, the gang has NO IDEA what he’s talking about. The crew is actually sent INSIDE the world for a little looksie. And the best part of all, they learn something at the end. ;D

Off to the episode! ;D ZOOOOOM!

( no PHF link yet )

Kyan – IT’S TIME FOR KYAN’S VIRTUAL WORLD REVIEWS!! YEAH!! ;D
Ryku – Oh gosh, I HATE this part of the show. -_-
Zey – Blah!
Kyan – Today, we’re gonna travel to Poptropica. :D
Minotaur – I never hear of ANY of the Virtual Worlds you talk about…
Zey – Hey Minotaur, you’re in the game ya know? In Mythology Island. XD
Minotaur – I am? Ooo.. a diner! RAN BY HERCULES?! Fellow mythological creatures, I AM MINOTAUR!!
Real Mino – No, you’re not. :l I am. See this nose ring? I’m famous of that.
Zey – :O
Minotaur – NO WAI! GIMME! *tugs*
Real Mino – OWW! LEAVE ME ALONE, YOU TWERP!
*theme song plays*
Minotaur – Mino is a cannibal.
Ryku – Ryku’s just plain normal.
Zey – Hitting peeps with whales and bazookas is what Zey does.
Kyan – Kyan’s always listenin’ to his iPod – uh!
Everyone – Party with Hobos! YEE!
Zeus – CUT THIS OUT! NAO!!!
Minotaur – Your beard is weird! Ooo! That rhymed! :D
Zeus – O RLY?! Well I’ll zap you with my lightning staff thing! >:D
Minotaur – D: I’m under 18,000 years old in Mythological years! THAT’S CHILD ABUSE!
Zeus – You’re so young…I’m 583948640859485903859 years old >:)
Minotaur – OLD MAN! OLD MAN! DUSTY BONES! DUSTY BONES!
Zeus – *zaps*
Minotaur – *blocks* :)
Zey – This is weird.
Athena – WUT IZ GOIN’ ON HERE?!
Zeus – This little weirdo popped up outta nowhere and started annoying peeps!
Real Mino – He tugged on my nose ring! :(
Aphrodites – Hahaha, at least he didn’t make fun of my looks :D
Minotaur – You look weird. :D
Aphrodites  – *fumes* OFF WITH HIS HEAD!!! >:O
Minotaur – Bai! :) *travels off to Reality TV Island* OHMAIGAWSH! GOTH KID!
Zey – *travels to Counterfeit*
Kyan – *travels to Skullduggery*
Ryku – *travels to 24 Carrot*
*at Skullduggery*
Kyan – OOOH PIRATES!!
Pirate – ARRR!! WHO ARE YEE?!
Kyan – My name’s Kyan! I like music and stuff. :)
Pirate – YARRR. NO MUSIC ON THEE ISLAND.
Kyan – Oohhh. :l *punches Pirate and travels to studio*
*at Reality TV
Minotaur – Can I bum your bangs? :D
Goth Kid – Uhh..yeah sure. Just click on that green shirt there..
Minotaur – *click* Where am I? This looks cool. :D
Goth Kid – Click on whatever you want of mine.
Minotaur – *clicks bangs* Then what?
Goth Kid – *clicks Save*
Minotaur – I don’t like these bangs anymore. I look all Emo and stuff nao. :(
Goth Kid – Are you serious? Why so serious?
Minotaur – :l You’re weird and rip off movie lines. I’m leaving nao. :l *travels to studio*
*at 24 Carrot*
Ryku – DIE DR. HARE!!!! BLAAAAAARGH!!!
Dr. Hare – I’ll never die. :)
Ryku – *shoots his ship and makes Dr. Hare fly into space*
Dr. Hare – YOU FOOL! You destroyed my ship! ):<
Ryku – I meant to do that. :D
Dr. Hare – -_- Get out of my island.
Ryku – Fine, girl suit. I’m leaving. -_-  *travels to studio*
*at Counterfeit*
Zey – HAH! TAKE THAT BLACK WIDOW!!!!
Black Widow – NOOOOO!!!
Zey – I’m bored nao! *travels to studio*
Kyan – :l I don’t like it. One of their islands failed to allow music.
Minotaur – There’s weird goth kids and mean mythological creatures. D: Zero.
Ryku – I thought it was funny. :D Until some guy in girl clothes told me to get out. :l
Zey – It’s sort of boring. But it was fun to beat this bad person >:D
Kyan – But I feel a Poptropican’s pain when they get beat up and talked to rudely.
Minotaur – That’s why it’s funny when bad stuff happens to other people. :D
Ryku – True. :D
Zey – Mmhmm.
Kyan – Umm..now what? :l
Zey – WHALE TIME >:D *hits everyone to unconsiousness*
THE END!! :D

She’s Mine!

What every TV series needs : A FALL IN LOVE EPISODE! :D When Kyan is trapped in a hole, he finds a frozen girl in need of thawing out. But someone is secretly keeping to themselves that they love the frozen girl too. D:

( PHF link )

Kyan – GUYS! Come down here!
Ryku – Why are you in a hole, you weirdo?
Zey – LOL…I wonder if he can come back up.
Kyan – No, no I can’t. But I found a frozen girl in here. She looks pretty. :D
Zey – Oooh…Kyan’s got a crush on this frozen girl, eh?
Kyan – We’re gonna thaw her out! Not playing around!
Zey – So thaw her out, and you’re going to date her? !!!!
Kyan – Uhh..earth to Zey? She doesn’t know who I am. But once I nurse her back to health, she’s gonna be ALL MINE!! :D
Ryku – Uhhh….okay…? *in mind* NO SHE’S GOING TO BE MINE!!!!
Kyan – Are you gonna help me up or what?
Ryku – Yeah, just throw the frozen girl up here first.
Kyan – Why?
Ryku – JUST DO IT!!
*theme song plays*
Minotaur – Mino is a cannibal.
Ryku – Ryku’s just plain normal.
Zey – Hitting peeps with whales and bazookas is what Zey does.
Kyan – Kyan’s always listening to his iPod – uh!
Everyone – Party with Hobos! YEE!
*ending*
Kyan – I don’t see why we have to throw her up first! D;
Zey – *thinking* Uh oh…
Minotaur – Why the “thinking ‘Uh-Oh!'” look, Zey?
Zey – *whispers to Minotaur* I know that look on Ryku! It’s the jealous look >:O! Ryku just wants the girl to himself
Minotaur – Ryku told Kyan to throw the girl up first so he could have her all to herself?! Oops, I forgot to whisper. :D
Kyan – What?! NUUUUU! D:<
Zey – Good job >.>
Ryku – Yeah, I want her. So, GIVE HER TO ME! ):<
Kyan – NUUU!
Zey – *gets popcorn* LOL THIS IS FUNNEI
Kyan – No it’s not! He wants my girl!
Ryku – You’re not gonna get out unless you GIVE HER TO ME!
Kyan – Nuh-uh! You’re just gonna run away!
Ryku – Noo. Trust me.
Kyan – Okay! :D *throws frozen girl up to Ryku*
Ryku – *runs*
Kyan – NUUUUUU! D;
Zey – Hey Minotaur! Want some popcorn?
Minotaur – I feel like eating human right nao. :l So, no thanks.
Zey – *sigh* Where will I get a human?! XD
SK – *falls on the ground* OOF! *gets up* Ouchy.
Zey – OMG SK!
SK – Hai, Zey! *hugs*
Zey – *hugs* XD I thought you were gone because I heard Kyan pushed you out of a spaceship o.o
SK – Oh yeah, it’s all coming back to me. WHERE IS THAT…err…BATHTUB?!
Kyan – *does “Shh” hand gesture to Mino*
Minotaur – He’s in that hole..
Zey – You are so evil Mino…XD
SK – THERE HE IS!! *jumps in hole*
Minotaur – *facepalm* -_-
Zey – That was stupid, now they’re BOTH stuck. Hey! Where’d Ryku go?
*Under a random heat lamp
Ryku – HeeHee. Soon you will be thawed out, and you’ll be ALL MINE!! :D
Zey – *in Kyan’s voice* YOU BETTER GIVE THAT GIRL TO ME!!!! *snickers*
Ryku – *turns around* NEVER!!! *runs without looking while carrying the frozen girl still thawed…and lands into the hole*
Zey – LOLZ!!!
SK – What the? OH MY GOSH!! THAT’S MY COUSIN!!
Everyone – O.o WHAAA-?!!
Zey – …WHAT THE FUDGE?!!?!?!
SK – We were playing Hide and Seek in 2005. I guess she hid in this hole. I was gonna go find her, but then I smelled pie, so I went over where the pie was instead..
Minotaur – How’d she get frozen?
SK – I dunno. o.O
Zey – Got too cold?
SK – I guess. XD She’s ALWAYS been a good hider, and never gave up.
Zey – Uhhh….okay?
Minotaur – GUYS, LOOK! SHE’S THAWING!
Frozen Girl – Brrr.. I feel cold. Was I frozen?
Kyan and Ryku – SHE’S MINE!!!!!
Frozen Girl – BACK OFF! *sprays pepper spray in their eyes*
Zey – When’d you get that? o.o
Kyan and Ryku – IT BURNS!!!
Frozen Girl – Well in cartoons, random stuff is pulled out from behind their back. See? *pulls out toaster, car, Paris Hilton, etc.
Zey – Ohhh…. *jumps in hole*
Minotaur – Well, that explains it. :D
Paris Hilton – Yeah, totally. :D
Zey – Hm…let’s see if this works *pulls out a zillion dollars* YEY!!! I’M RICH!
Paris Hilton – *takes and attempts to climb hole* (:<
Zey – *hits with whale, gets money, and jumps outta hole* BYE!!!

ENDDDDDDDDD.(:

teh end. (c) Munkii, Zey, Juyo

Haterz?! OOH NO!

There’s some DOUBLE EPISODES as a Season Three premiere about haters and what not, but those haters appear to be Zey and Kyan. See how a new theme song can change their relationship with Ryku and Minotaur and this two part episode.  Here’s Part One.. ( PHF link )

Minotaur – And it’s already Season Three?! Geez, Louise!
Louise – What’d I do?
Minotaur – >.>
Zey – LOL…good job.
Starlit-WOOPWOOP!!!
Ryku – OHH YOU GUYS!!
Zey – lolwut?
Ryku – Nothing, I just said “OHH YOU GUYS!!”. ._.
Zey – Ohhh…want a whale?
Ryku – o.o When are you gonna get kicked off? D;
Starlit- No thx o.o
Zey – Never…! *cough* because I use my bazookas and whales *cough* *clears throat* I didn’t say anything! :D
Kyan – MonkeyTacoz is forced?! D: DON’T FORCE THE CREATOR!!
Minotaur – Err…theme song?!
*theme song plays*
Milk and cookies. Is it about that?
Heck naw. It’s all about Party with Hobos!
O RLY?!
YES RLY!
With Ryku and Mino and all their friends..
The fun times will never enddddddd…
PARTY WITH HOBOS!! lolwut?!
*ending*
Zey – LOL WUT IZ THIS SONG!
Ryku – YupYup. ;D I like the writers..
Kyan – It’s the worst song EVER.
Everyone – *GASP*
Zey – IKR?!
Kyan – YepYep.
Ryku – HOW COULD YOU?! DO YOU HAVE ANY RHYTHM?!
Kyan – Uhh..yeah.
Zey – *snickers*
Minotaur – Guys, you just said THE WRONG THING. And to kick off the season like THIS?!
Oh plz… -_-‘ YOU’RE JUST AWFUL!!
Zey – Like you?! HAR HAR HAR!!!
Ryku – Everyone..I think it’s time for the..FRIDAY NIGHT DEBATE!! (:<
Zey – NO IT’S NOT! That’s mai debate :D.
Ryku – ._. …O YOU!!
Minotaur – It’s the awesome Ryku & Mino vs. the DREADFUL Zey and Kyan. WHO WILL WIN?! Find out after reading this sentence. ;D
Court – *chatter chatter chatter*
Judge – SILENCE IN THE COURT!!!!!!!
Kyan – ALEJANDRO!!!
Judge – NO LADY GAGA IN COURT?!
Kyan – Wha-?
Judge – NO LADY GAGA IN COURT?!
Kyan – SPEAK UP, YOU FLIPPIN’ WEIRDO!
Judge – WHAT’D YOU CALL ME?!
Kyan – An awesome judge! :D
Judge – Ohmaigawsh, thanks. ;D
Zey – Then do we automatically win? :D
Judge – I’m not THAT easy to persuade, ignorant one. :D
Ryku – BWAHAHA! HE CALLED YOU IGNORANT!! :D
Zey – You sure…? *brings bazooka* .
Judge – SOCKLICKER!!! D:
SockLicker – What’s goin’ on around here!! *GASP!* A villian with a bazooka from the 99 cent store!! DROP YOUR WEAPON NAO!! D:<
Zey – NEVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! RAAAAAWR!!!!
SockLicker – RAWRRRRRRRRRR!! (:<
Zey – *squeak* Har har har.
Minotaur – Umm..are we gonna debate?! o.O
Judge – SHUDDUP YOU FACE!! This is entertaining.
Zey – kk. Let’s debate
Judge – BAWWW. D; Fine then.. Ryku, state your case!
Ryku – Zey and Kyan claim that our Season Three theme song is horrible!
Zey – IT IS!!!! DUH!!! It needs to have mah name in it > LOLZ
Minotaur – It had “and all their friends” in it! D:< Everything ALWAYS have to have your name in it! Walls, paper, glass cups..
Zey – Mine needs to be said .
Ryku – Well, we’re not changing it! D:<
*ring ring ring ring!*
Zey – OH! Sorry, that’s my phone. *talks on phone* Yes, yes. OH IKR?! IKR?!?! IKR?!?!?!?
Judge – NO PHONES IN COURTTT!! Ahhh..that feels good, SockLicker. Move a little to the left..
SockLicker – *scratches back* Eww..there’s hair everywhere! It’s like a jungle or something!
Zey – Fine don’t be such a party pooper!
Judge – I AM NO PARTY POOPER!!
Zey – Fine! You’re not! *whisper* party pooper…
Judge – Want me to prove it? -_-
Zey – Okay? And Kyan, you’ve been quiet XD
Kyan – So? :D
TO BE CONTINUEDDD. (:
OMJEE wat will happen next :D
(c) Munkii, Zey, and Hijuyo

For Part Two, click on the smiley face. :)

And for the Season Two finale, click on the sad face. :(

Tune in Monday for some more PWH chaos!

YOU DON’T KNOW WHAT GRAVITY IS?!

Looks like some people need some tutoring. Just kiddin’! Ryku doesn’t know what gravity is, so the other PWH characters sing about what gravity is. If you don’t know what it means, you HAVE to read this. Because you’re just plain stupid. You can see this episode on the PWH here: http://thephf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=3807

 

Kyan – NOT ANOTHER ONEEE!

Ryku – C’mon! It’s for Hijuyo only. :3

Kyan – *sigh* Okayyyy.

Ryku – Now stop being lazy and get your butt on the spaceship!!

Author’s Note – By now, you’re wondering : Spaceship? O: Are you wondering SPACESHIP?!*BLAST OFF IN 3, 2 , 1!!*

Kyan – Hey, everyone! Welcome to Party with Hobos! A show not really about partying with hobos! WE’RE IN SPACEEEE! ;3

Minotaur – Floating in teh air is FUNNNN! :O

Ryku – DERRR. GEE, I DID NOT KNOW THA – Of course!! :DSK – Weeeeeeeee!

Zey – BAWWWW! I can’t throw whales!! It’ll just float! :(

Ryku – Why?

Zey – Gravity.

Ryku – What’s that?

Zey, SK, Minotaur, Kyan – WHAT IS GRAVITY?! *musical number startoff O:*

SK – I see you don’t know what gravity is..

Zey – You must be really young or stupid. :D HEY!

Minotaur – It’s the thing that helps you go to the bathroom

Kyan – And keeps you from floating awayyyyyyy!

Zey – It’s actually a good thing..

Minotaur – You’ll float into space and die..

SK – But ignorant people like you..

Kyan – ..don’t find the point. I’m like WHYYYYYYYYY?!

Zey – You have to thank God for this..

Minotaur – I mean it’s all due to him and stuff..

SK – I don’t want this to turn into a religous song..

Kyan – But I can’t get enoughhhhhhh!!! Yeah! 

Minotaur – Now you know what gravity is?

Ryku – Yeah, but what does ignorant mean?

Zey, SK, Minotaur, Kyan – WHAT DOES IGNORANT MEAN?! *here we go again*

Zey – It basically means not smart..

SK – And it totally not okay..

Minotaur – Because you need intelligence and brains in your life..

Kyan – To find your wayyyyyyyy!!!

Ryku – I know what you mean, but what does intelligence mean?

Zey, SK, Minotaur, Ryku – WHAT DOES INTELLIGENCE MEAN? *again…..*

Zey – It’s the opposite of stupid..

SK – It means your really smart!

Minotaur – It what people have who have common sense..

Kyan – It means you don’t think it’s okay to farttttttttttt into someone’s face.

Ryku – I know what you mean, but what does..

Kyan – I’M DONE! We’ve sang three songs!! Do you know how hard it is for the author to come up with a bunch of lyrics? You think it looks EASY?

Author’s Note – It is not easy at all. :D

Ryku – SORRY! >.< Geez, OOO! There’s Jupiter!!

Minotaur – What is Jupiter? *looks around excited*

Everyone – *looks at Mino irritated*

Minotaur – WUT? I wanna know what things are too! D;*CrAsHhHhHhHh!!1!*

SK – What was that?! 

Zey – *looks at window* OHMAIGAWSH. It’s Darth Vader’s ship!

DV’s Minion – Uhh..sir, why have we crashed into those losers’ ship?

DV – I was bored, so I crashed into those losers’ ship.

DV’s Minion – Okay then. ;D

Zey – I SHALL HIT THEM WITH MY WHALES!!!

Ryku – ZEY, DON – On second thought, that’s not a bad idea..

Minotaur – Didn’t you forget about GRAVITY? 

SK – Hey, look! Randomly conveienent laser beam controls!

Minotaur – That is conveienent! :D

SK – *shoots*

Kyan – Uhhh..you’re not shooting at their ship you know..

SK – I know, I’m playing astroids. :)

Kyan – *shoves SK*  I’m in control now.

DV’s Minion – OHSNAPZSIR! Our ship is on fire!

DV – I’M LISTENING TO MY iPOD!! >:(

DV’s Minion – -_- ‘*DV’s ship blows up*

Kyan – That’s nice. :) *looks around* Where’d SK go?

Ryku – You pushed her off the ship..

Kyan – Oooh. *puts on earphones* :) 

Teh Endddddddd.

Finally, a NEW EPISODE.

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What would happen if PWH crew were on Oprah? The episode below will DEFINITELY tell you! It starts off sorta happy, you can say. BAHH.

Anyway, here’s A DAY OF OPRAH. :D

*theme song plays *
Oprah – Hello everybody to the OPRAH WINFREY SHOWWW! :D
Overweight Audience Members – *claps* :D
Oprah – We’re here today to talk about PARTY WITH HOBOS!!! Here’s Ryku, Kyan, Minotaur, SK, and Zey! :D
Kyan – Thanks, Oprah! You and your floppy wig are so charming!
Oprah – D:< -_- Someone other than Kyan tell about this show before I lose my temper.
Minotaur – It’s us having fake interviews with the members of The Poptropica Help Forum. Aha.
Oprah – Never heard of it. Aha.
Minotaur – Then how’d you find us, genius? Aha.
Oprah – >:O … What about Zey?
Zey – What about meh? :D
Oprah – Do you like the color “green”?
Zey – CK does.
Oprah – Okay, we’re gonna send him some GREEN STUFF!!
*Two Days L8r*
*Ding Dong!*
CK – I GOTZ IT!!
MailMan – Kid Comma Coder?
CK – That’s meh name!
MailMan – Sign this paper for no reason.
CK – Kay! *scribbles*
MailMan – Here’s a package. *drops and walks away*
CK – *opens* Ooooo…what could be inside? *peeks* BROCCOLI?! YUCKKKK! *runs away*
*TwoDaysBefore*
Oprah – I’m sure he’ll love it. :D
Ryku – MmmHmmm.
SK – HEY, OPRAH!! I’M AN ASSISTANT!
Oprah – Yes! And I cannot WAIT for you to get off the air!
SK – D: MEANIE!
Oprah – MEANIE?!!! *attacks SK to the ground* Listen here! I have the money to change what time it is right now and I’m not afraid to use that money to go get all the professional wrestlers in the world to…
SK – Kill me? :C
Oprah – Uh..no. Give you WET WILLIES! Derrrr.
SK – Oh. :\
Kyan – Hey, O. Where’s the Canadian snack bar?
Oprah – Over there!
Kyan – *runs and looks* Aww! Darn! It’s just Hockey Sticks and Maple Syrup!
Oprah – What’d you expect? o.O
Kyan – Not this!
Oprah – HOW DARE YOU QUESTION OPRAH!!!
Kyan – Uhh..your eyes are red and glowy.
Oprah – *shoots laser beams out of eyes* IMMA FIRIN’ MAH LAZAH!
Kyan – *jumps* Great thing I was one of the minor characters on short-lived Nickelodeon series, Shuriken School!
Oprah – THAT SHOW SUCKED! IT DESERVED TO BE CANCELED!
Kyan – HOW DARE YOU QUESTION KYAN!
Oprah – WHY ARE YOUR EYES ALL RED AND GLOWY!
Kyan – SHUDDUP!
Oprah – *rages toward*
Kyan – *jumps over and lands behind Oprah* *looks around* JACKPOT!

WEDGIEEEEEEEEE!!!!

Oprah – AHHHH! I’m melting, I’m MELLLLTING!
Kyan – *back to normal* Gee, that was easy.
SK – Well, now what?
Ryku – I don’t know, SK. I don’t know.
Minotaur – I’m bored.
Ryku – I know. Now, there’s nothing to do.
Zey – It’s so boring.
Minotaur – There’s not even anything to do here.
Zey – We could throw whales at the overweight audience! :D
*overweight audience gasp! O:*
Minotaur – Or give them KFC to keep their mouths shut.
Overweight Audience – Mmmm…Okay!!
[ 30 Minutes Laterrr ]
Overweight Audience Member – BURRRRPPPP! Thanks, but we lied. This is live.
Minotaur – Didn’t Oprah say she had the money to change time itself?
SK – Oh yeah, she did!
Ryku – *steals Oprah’s wallet* BINGO!!

The Enddddddd.
:D

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