Finally, a NEW EPISODE.
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What would happen if PWH crew were on Oprah? The episode below will DEFINITELY tell you! It starts off sorta happy, you can say. BAHH.
Anyway, here’s A DAY OF OPRAH. :D
*theme song plays *
Oprah – Hello everybody to the OPRAH WINFREY SHOWWW! :D
Overweight Audience Members – *claps* :D
Oprah – We’re here today to talk about PARTY WITH HOBOS!!! Here’s Ryku, Kyan, Minotaur, SK, and Zey! :D
Kyan – Thanks, Oprah! You and your floppy wig are so charming!
Oprah – D:< -_- Someone other than Kyan tell about this show before I lose my temper.
Minotaur – It’s us having fake interviews with the members of The Poptropica Help Forum. Aha.
Oprah – Never heard of it. Aha.
Minotaur – Then how’d you find us, genius? Aha.
Oprah – >:O … What about Zey?
Zey – What about meh? :D
Oprah – Do you like the color “green”?
Zey – CK does.
Oprah – Okay, we’re gonna send him some GREEN STUFF!!
*Two Days L8r*
CK – I GOTZ IT!!
MailMan – Kid Comma Coder?
CK – That’s meh name!
MailMan – Sign this paper for no reason.
CK – Kay! *scribbles*
MailMan – Here’s a package. *drops and walks away*
CK – *opens* Ooooo…what could be inside? *peeks* BROCCOLI?! YUCKKKK! *runs away*
Oprah – I’m sure he’ll love it. :D
Ryku – MmmHmmm.
SK – HEY, OPRAH!! I’M AN ASSISTANT!
Oprah – Yes! And I cannot WAIT for you to get off the air!
SK – D: MEANIE!
Oprah – MEANIE?!!! *attacks SK to the ground* Listen here! I have the money to change what time it is right now and I’m not afraid to use that money to go get all the professional wrestlers in the world to…
SK – Kill me? :C
Oprah – Uh..no. Give you WET WILLIES! Derrrr.
SK – Oh. :\
Kyan – Hey, O. Where’s the Canadian snack bar?
Oprah – Over there!
Kyan – *runs and looks* Aww! Darn! It’s just Hockey Sticks and Maple Syrup!
Oprah – What’d you expect? o.O
Kyan – Not this!
Oprah – HOW DARE YOU QUESTION OPRAH!!!
Kyan – Uhh..your eyes are red and glowy.
Oprah – *shoots laser beams out of eyes* IMMA FIRIN’ MAH LAZAH!
Kyan – *jumps* Great thing I was one of the minor characters on short-lived Nickelodeon series, Shuriken School!
Oprah – THAT SHOW SUCKED! IT DESERVED TO BE CANCELED!
Kyan – HOW DARE YOU QUESTION KYAN!
Oprah – WHY ARE YOUR EYES ALL RED AND GLOWY!
Kyan – SHUDDUP!
Oprah – *rages toward*
Kyan – *jumps over and lands behind Oprah* *looks around* JACKPOT!
Oprah – AHHHH! I’m melting, I’m MELLLLTING!
Kyan – *back to normal* Gee, that was easy.
SK – Well, now what?
Ryku – I don’t know, SK. I don’t know.
Minotaur – I’m bored.
Ryku – I know. Now, there’s nothing to do.
Zey – It’s so boring.
Minotaur – There’s not even anything to do here.
Zey – We could throw whales at the overweight audience! :D
*overweight audience gasp! O:*
Minotaur – Or give them KFC to keep their mouths shut.
Overweight Audience – Mmmm…Okay!!
[ 30 Minutes Laterrr ]
Overweight Audience Member – BURRRRPPPP! Thanks, but we lied. This is live.
Minotaur – Didn’t Oprah say she had the money to change time itself?
SK – Oh yeah, she did!
Ryku – *steals Oprah’s wallet* BINGO!!