Archive | September 2010

My Stupid Movie Part Four

Herro, it’s MT here typing from school. <.< Anyway, Zey was “busy”, so I guess I’ll have to show you the conclusion of this episode’s saga. MF likes to eat humans? And they has failed Zey. O:

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CG – Sorry, Zey. We has failed you. :O
Zey – Ooh, that’s alright. I ENJOY being in a pot filled of boiling water and carrot pieces.. -_-
CG – Look we tried, OHKAY?!!
Zey – <.< Whatevah.
CG – Look you should atleast be appreciative that we even ca –
Zey – I AM! OHKAY!
CG – Don’t raise your voice at me! D:<
MF – ENOUGH! -.- All I know is that I’m having human tonight. (:<
Zey – How do you know I AM a human?
MF – Shut up, Zey. -_-
Kyan – I thought it was “Shut up, Kyan”! GET YOUR FACTS RIGHT, MF!
MF – NO U! D:
Kyan – -.-
*In the epicentre of the natural disasters..*
Ryku – *kicks Mino’s head*
Minotaur – OUCH, RYKU, THE KID WITH NO PERSONALITY! Ooh, I got my memory back. :D
Ryku – Zey is TRAPPED in a Jellybean Mountain in Utah!
Minotaur – How do you know he’s in a Jellybean Mountain?
Ryku – I got a text from CG. :D
Minotaur – How did you know he’s in Utah?
Ryku – I went to New York and talked to Kobe Bryant. :D
Minotaur – How’d you get back to California so fast? o.o
Ryku – :\ I don’t know.. BUT COME ON! I know a REALLY cheap and fast airline! :O
*In the Jellybean Mountain*
Markaroli – *noms jellybeans off the wall*
MF – STOP NOMMING JELLYBEANS OFF THE WALL! D:<
Markaroli – Nuuu. D8<
Bloo – *thinks of an idea* Hmmm.. :D I GOTZ IT! *draws on walls*
MF – STOP IT! D:
Markaroli – Make us! :D
Bloo – YEAH, MAKE US! :D
MF – *sigh* Alright…
*two seconds later*
Bloo – YOU PUT US IN THE POT?!
MF – Yep! :D
Markaroli – NUU! D8<
Zey – OUCH! I feel my legs being boiled. D:
Bloo – OOH NO! D:
CW – That sux. :C
Markaroli – What’s under this water anyway? :\ *looks down*
SpongeBob – HEY PATRICK! READY TO ANNOY KIDS WORLDWIDE!
Patrick – YESH! FTW! ;D
Markaroli – *looks up* o.o
Bloo – What’d you see?
Markaroli – I don’t want to talk about it. D:
MF – Get ready to get BOILED! (:< MWAHAHA!
SockLicker – *smashes through wall* DID SOMEBODY SAY “KICK MF’S BUTT”? :D
Everyone – YES! ;D
MF – Hey, can you go sit in that pot over there, SockLicker?
SockLicker – Okii. :3 *gets in pot*
Bloo – WTF?! MAANN?!
SockLicker – O hai dere, Bloo. ;D
Minotaur – *smashes through the wall* D:< I’m here to save Zey!
Ryku – Yeh! Me too! :D
MF – Ooh yeah? TRY ME!
Ryku – Shut up! >:\ *smacks MF*
MF – D: *smacks Ryku*
Ryku – *smacks MF*
MF – *smacks Ryku*
Minotaur – *punches MF in the back of her head,causing her to fall to the ground, knocking her unconscious*
Ryku – o.o I COULD’VE DID THAT!
Minotaur – Yeh, but instead you decided to get in girly, slap fights. :D
Ryku – MANLY slap fights. -.-
Minotaur – *zaps the tape off of CG, CW, and CK*
Ryku – *escorts Zey, SockLicker, Bloo, and Markaroli out of the pot*
Minotaur – I’m glad that everything’s back to normal. :D
CK – I SEE GREEN JELLYBEANS IN THE WALL. D:
Ryku – I bet you do, I bet you do. ;D
Everyone – *walks out of the mountain*
Minotaur – I feel like I’m forgetting something, but what?
*Back in California*
SK – *still trapped under the meteor* I HATE YOU GUYS SO MUCH! >.< AHHHH!
 
Enddd. (:
 

My Stupid Movie Part Three

They’re WAAAAAY close now. Even a certain group of people come to help them on their epic journey. Will Mino still have amnesia? Maybe. AND YOU WOULDN’T BELIBER WHO CAPTURED ZEY!! D:

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Minotaur – If only I knew where I am right now during a natural disaster.. :|
Simon – I could tell you..IF YOU SING AGAIN!!!
Minotaur – Sing? Sing what?
Simon – A song you enjoy, dreadful looking child.
Minotaur – Dreadful looking.. D:< AHEM, I gotta Pocket, gotta Pocket Full of Sunshine..
Simon – STOP JUST RIGHT THERE! -.-
Minotaur – Why? Is there something wrong?
Simon – You sound horrible. You. Are. PATHETIC..
Minotaur – D:< *destroys Simon with laser beams*
SockLicker – WOAHWOAHWOAH! You can’t just destroy anyone with laser beams!
Minotaur – I can’t? o_o
SockLicker – That’s right! You have to use your words..WITH A SINGING TONE! :D
Minotaur – NUU! D:<
SockLicker – *looks up at the sky* MINO! A FALLING METEOR! WATCH OUT! *runs and headbutts Minotaur away*
Minotaur – *falls on ground* Thanks, person I don’t remember. :D
SockLicker – Don’t remember? Whaa – o.o YOU HAVE AMNESIA?!!
Minotaur – Yeah, how’d you know? :P
SockLicker – Because you DO know me. I’m SockLicker, the awesome, singing superhero!
Minotaur – You could SIIIIING?! :D
SockLicker – You bet. ;)
Minotaur – AWESOMENEZZ! :D
SK – *from the studio* CAN SOMEONE HELP MEEEE?
Minotaur – :P NO!
SockLicker – THAT’S NOT NICE, MINO!
Minotaur – I don’t care. D:<
SockLicker – :l Well, I can’t change the way you think, soo.. *flies away into the sky*
Minotaur – BYE NAO! :D *gets crushed by a meteor* OUCHY!
*in Utah*
Kyan – *gets out of car* :l HOW CAN I SAVE HIM?!! He could be ANYWHERE in Utah! D:
Stranger – *comes up from behind* :D Use Bing! *pulls out a laptop*
Kyan – Ooh, cool. :D *searches on Bing* It says that Zey is on a Jellybean Mountain..IT EVEN GIVES DIRECTIONS! ;) Thanks!
Stranger – Utah, it’s good. Home of the potato. Potatoes are from Utah. OOH, UTAH!
Kyan – Are you OK?
Stranger – Sorry, I’m one of those annoying people from those Bing commercials who say stuff they learned from Bing. :D
Kyan – Ooh, cool.. o_o *runs in car and drives* A jellybean mountain? LIKE SEASON ONE?
Stranger – *pops up out of nowhere from the backseat* No, it’s much scarier and different! :D
Kyan – AAHHHH! How’d you get in the back of my stolen car?
Stranger – I JUST WANTED TO MAKE SOME NEW FRIENDS! :C It was tough for me growing up..
*FlashBackkkk, in a school gymnasim*
Stranger – Dad, have you ever wanted to try something new, but you’re afraid about what your friends would think?
Dad – If you’re talking about singing, I’m gonna have to put you up for adoption, kiddo. :D
Stranger – <.<
Dad – NOW, LET’S PLAY SOME BASKETBALL! *whistles*
Stranger – *thinks in mind* I’m gonna make this game more fun!
GET YOUR HEAD IN THE GAME!
GET YOUR GET YOUR GET YOUR HEAD IN THE GAME!
YOU GOTTA, YOU MUST..
*gets hit in the head with a basketball*
*FlashBackk ovah*
Kyan – That must suck. :|
Stranger – Hey, look! You crashed into the jellybean mountain!
Kyan – O.O Oh gawd. *gets out of car along with stranger*
Stranger – Hey, Halle Berry, mind parking our car? *hands over keys*
Halle Berry – Sure! *gets in the car and runs over a bunch of people*
Kyan – o____________o *starts climbing the mountain*
Bloo – *looks at the bottom of the mountain from the summit* O HAI DERE, KYAN!
Kyan – BLOO?!!
Bloo – Yeah, I’m about to save Zey! :D
Kyan – Who kidnapped him anyway?
Bloo – MaroonFire23. :D But we need ALL the help we can get! :O That’s why I called a BUNCH of people to come help out!
Kyan – WHO?
Bloo – I called.. WAIT! THERE THEY ARE NOW! *points*
Markaroli – *starts climbing along with everyone else* Cybie, you need to learn how to park cars better. D:
CG – I parked it AWESOMELY!
CW – Not really. :P
CK – THE CAR AIN’T EVEN GREEN!
Bloo – Yeey. :D They’re climbing!
Kyan – I reached the summit. :D
CG – Me too. :D
CK – Me three.
CW – Me four.
Markaroli – ME SIX, or something.. :P
Stranger – *shouts from below* I’M GOING TO iHOP! BAI NAO!
Kyan – OHKAY BAI!
Bloo – Is everyone ready to FACE MF?! :D
Everyone – YAY!
*Five minutes later, inside a deep hole on the summit of the mountain*
Everyone – *gets taped to walls*
MF – HAHAHAHA!
Bloo – YOU’LL NEVER GET AWAY WITH THIS!
MF – I might. :3
CW – NUH UH. Villains NEVER win. So, enjoy it while it lasts. ;D
MF – :|
TBC.

My Stupid Movie Part Two

The continuation of this episode saga reveals where Zey is, thanks to a famous Basketball player. Also, Mino is diagnosed with something to make this episode a little more enjoyable. Have fun, kids ! :D

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*In the hospital, doctor’s office*
Doctor – I’m afraid you’ll have a month to live.
Minotaur – OH HECK NO! You see, you stupid doctors don’t even TRY to cure me! You just want me to die! Huh? THAT’S WHAT YOU WANT! I’m gonna go to a Cancer Research Lab and..
Doctor – Woah, woah. I was just playin’. You just have amnesia. :3
Minotaur – UH UH! *chokes Doctor* OH HECK NO! I’M GONNA CHOKE YOU TO DEATH! OOH, SEEMS LIKE YOU HAVE ONE SECOND TO LIVE!! YEAH!!
*In Minotaur’s van*
Ryku – COME ON, KYAN! Get in Mino’s van!
Kyan – You’re stealing Minotaur’s van..AND YOU DON’T EVEN HAVE THE RIGHT KEYS!
Ryku – Well, we have to find Zey SOMEHOW! :\ Plus, I remember when you used to jack cars..
*FlashBackkkk*
Kyan – *runs up to car* YOU BEST BE GETTIN’ OUTTA THIS CAR, FOO’! I’MMA BLOW YO’ BRAINS OUT, FOO’!
Old Man – Ooh, no! I can’t hand you my van my grandchildren..
Kyan – *immitates* Ooh, no! My grandchildren.. SHUT UP! GET OUT THE FREAKIN’ CAR!
Old Man – Noo! *drives away*
Kyan – OOH HECKZ NO! *throws gigantic boulder at the Old Man’s car*
Old Man – *looks at sideview mirrors* Ooohh fiddles.
*EXPLOSIONS!!*
Kyan – Maan, that was stupid. Now I don’t have a car…OOH WELL… :3 *prances away like a little girl*
*FlashBackkkkk over*
Kyan – Well, I was going through some tough times fitting in and jacking cars seemed popular, y’know? Just gotta fit in.. HEHEHE.
Ryku – *WTF look* Whatever, dude. Just get in the car..
Kyan – *gets in car*
Ryku – *transforms into Dora* DON’T FORGET TO BUCKLE YOUR SEATBELT! *click* SO WE CAN BE SAFE. =)
Kyan – >.>
Ryku – *turns on the car*
Kyan – You got the keys?
Ryku – Yeh.
Kyan – How?
Ryku – They were already left in the ignition.
Kyan – Pfft! Mino’s stupid. :D
Ryku – Hey, turn on the radio..
*song plays*
*Outside of the hospital*
Minotaur – Where AM I? :l I mean, it seems so…VAGUE..
Pee Wee – AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH! YOU SAID THE SECRET WORD!
Minotaur – Secret word – whaa?
Pee Wee – YEAHHHHH! Say it again! Say it again!
Minotaur – …vague.
Pee Wee – AAHHHHHHAHAHHAHAHAHAH!!!
Minotaur – *destroys Pee Wee with laser beams* :l If only I knew who I was and all the information I wanted to know..
Simon – I could tell you..if you sang.
Minotaur – …Okay. *grabs microphone* I’M WALKING ON SUNSHINEEEE! :D
Simon – Just stop right there! -.-
Minotaur – What?
Simon – That was PATHETIC. Absolutely DREADFUL. You will never be successful in ANYTHING you do..
Minotaur – *walks away crying* Noo! He’s gonna wish he ain’t never have said that! *sniff* WAAAAAAH!
*In Minotaur’s van*
Ryku – We’re here..at New York. There’s alot of tall skyscrapers so..
Kyan – WAITWAITWAIT! Don’t turn off the car yet! I wanna finish listening to this song. :D
I wanna be on the cover of Forbe’s magazine..
smilin’ next to Oprah and the Queen!
WHAT UP OPRAH?!!
Oprah – Well, nothing really. Just got done cleaning my house HEHEHEH.
<.<
Kyan – Okay, we can go now.. :3
Terminator – HALT! I AM TERMINATOR!
Ryku – Excuse me? Are you even from this country?
Terminator – I AM TERMINA –
Ryku – I KNOW! Why do you have to say it A MILLION TIMES?!!
Terminator – Come with me if you want to know where Zey is..
Ryku – Ooh, so now you’re stalking us, huh? GO AWAY!
Terminator – Fine, jerk. I was just trying to like have some fun, but like, you just have to ruin it and junk. :T *prances away*
Kyan – *slaps Ryku* SEE WHAT YOU JUST DID?!
Ryku – HEY! *slaps Kyan*
Kyan – *slaps Ryku*
Ryku – *slaps Kyan*
Kyan – *slaps Ryku*
Kobe Bryant – *walks up* ‘Sup. You tall. Minus the “ll”.
Ryku – What?
Kobe Bryant – You tall, without the “ll” sound.
Ryku – What?
Kobe Bryant – Take away the “ll” sound from “You Tall”.
Ryku – I still don’t fully understand..
Kobe Bryant – UTAH! YOUR FRIEND IS IN UTAH! o____o
Ryku – Ooh, then why didn’t you just say that, Kobe? *slaps Kobe*
Kobe Bryant – *slaps Ryku*
Ryku – *slaps Kobe*
Kobe Bryant – *slaps Ryku*
Ryku – *slaps Kobe*
Kyan – *facepalm* Ryku, you’re such a..err..nothing. -_- ‘ *gets in Mino’s van, and drives away*
Ryku – HE DID NOT JUST TAKE THE CA – *SLAPPED IN THE FACE!!*
TBC. :P

My Stupid Movie Part One

THE FIRST EVER PARTY WITH HOBOS MOVIE EVER! It’s basically about kidnapping a certain somebody and doing random things during natural disasters. Ironically before 9/11, here’s the disaster movie from Party with Hobos !! And never forget look at this site on your phone and your school’s computers. ;D

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Kyan – I DON’T WANT TO!
Minotaur – EAT DOG FOOD OR I EAT YOU! ):<
Kyan – D: *noms*
*EARTHQUAKEEEE!*
*BANG sounds*
Ryku – Woah! D: *falls against wall*
Kyan – RYKUUUU! Watch my self-portrait! GEEZ! D:<
Ryku – It’s just a stupid stick figure drawn with red pen on crumpled up notebook paper in a golden frame! ):< YOU CAN DO THAT ANYTIME!
Kyan – Excuse me? -_-
Minotaur – GUYS! WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU DOING?!! I CAN BARELY STAND UP!
SK – Hey, peeps! What the peep is going on around he – *smashed by meteor that flew through the sky*
Kyan – WHAT THE FLIP, DUDE?!!
Ryku – Is she okay? D:
Minotaur – IDK. IDC. IDGAF. LET’S JUST GOOOOOO!! D:< *leaves with Ryku and Kyan through the door*
Ryku – Oh god. There’s meteors falling everywhere and The Simpsons’ Crazy Cat Lady’s cats!
Kyan – That lady is weird.
Ryku – SO weird.
Kyan – Y’ know, I only watch Animation Domination on FOX to watch the new Family Guy.
Ryku – You know according to Freakin’ Sweet News, Family Guy ALWAYS gets the higher rating than any of the other three shows?
Kyan – Is that right?
Minotaur – WHAT THE FREAK ARE YOU GUYS DOING?!!
Kyan – What does it look like?
Minotaur – Talking during a natural disaster!
Kyan – Thanks for pointing that out, Captain Obvious! *turns to Ryku* As I was SAYING before I was RUDELY interrupted, that’s really amazing! They really deserve those ratings; that show is VERY funny and..
Minotaur – COME ON!
Ryku – FINE, WE’RE COMING! D:< *walks to Minotaur with Kyan*
Kyan – …So, where are we going?
Minotaur – I don’t know.. :\
Ryku and Kyan – AHH, COME ON!?!! >.<
Minotaur – WAIT! *pauses* Where’s Zey?
Kyan – How should we know?
Ryku – Did Tom Cruise just get attacked by a random falling cat?
Minotaur – *slaps Ryku* PAY ATTENTION! This is serious!
Ryku – OUCHY! *slaps Mino*
Minotaur – *slaps Ryku*
Ryku – *slaps Mino*
Minotaur – *slaps Ryku*
Ryku – *slaps Mino*
Kyan – GUYS!! Have you forgotten about Zey?!!
Minotaur – Zey who?
Kyan – *hits Minotaur in the back of his head with a professional baseball bat*
Minotaur – *falls to the ground unconscious*
Kyan – As I was saying..
SK – HEEEEEEEEEELP!
Kyan – Shut the freak up! *throws bat through the window of the studio*
SK – OUCH!
Ryku – Wait! Who was that?
Kyan – Sounds like an annoying little recurring character with no importance to this show..
SK – HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELP MEH! I’m stuck! D:
Ryku and Kyan – *runs inside and stares* …Uhh..do you need help or something?..
SK – Not really, I could do things on my own. Y’ know, I’m growing up and I really need to learn how to…YES, I NEED HELP! I’M STUCK UNDER A FREAKING METEOR!
Kyan – The lizard says she’s stuck.
SK – LIZARD?!! *grabs Kyan’s leg* OOH, I’MMA GET YOU, KYAN!
Kyan – EEKKKKK! *kicks SK in the face unconscious*
*SPLAT*
Ryku – EWW! I think a bird just went poop on my hair! *wipes bird poop off hair with hand and stares* Wait, there’s a message. >.> You need to find Zey. He’s about to be dinner. He’s in some place tall. You better hurry before it’s too late.
Kyan – Some place tall? THAT’S TOO DANG VAGUE! I’M GONNA FIND WHO WROTE THIS AND KICK HIS – !
Ryku – WOAHWOAHWOAH! *points at camera* Children watching!
Kyan – Fine, err..patootey. :P
Ryku – That’s the spirit! :D
Kyan – But there’s a million places that are tall. We’re gonna have to have like 4 parts for this movie to explore what’s tall.
Kyan – Yeah, yeah. We must!
Minotaur – *wakes up and gets off the ground* DANG! The back of my head hurts!
Owl – *flies down in front of Mino* O RLY?! *flies away*
Minotaur – o.o ..Where’d my friends go? If I have friends.. I’m confused. >.<
TBC..

Wake UP!

Aaah, the episode with the scene that Zey is disturbed with. It’s edited, so if you wanna see the scene, look for me on the PHC, I guess( MonkeyTacoz ). Anyway, everybody goes camping and it turns violenttt. ;D Enjoi.

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Kyan – Zey’s tired today. :P Can you stay AWAKEEEE?
Zey – IDK!!! :O
Kyan – Alright then..read the rest of this episode to find out..
*theme song plays*
Minotaur – Mino is a cannibal!
Ryku – Ryku’s just plain normal!
Zey – Hitting people with bazookas and whales is what Zey does!
Kyan – Kyan’s always listenin’ to his iPod – uh!
Everyone – PARTY WITH HOBOS! FTW! >.<
Zey – WHALES BEAST U ALL
*ending*
Ryku – I’m feeling tired too..uhhhh..
Minotaur – You guys are such SLEEPYHEADS! I could stay up all da – *falls asleep*
Zey – Fail.
Kyan – Whatever, Zey. You know you’re tired too. How could you NOT feel sleepy in this comfortable tent in the middle of the woods? :T
Zey – I got video games. DUH.
Ryku – How can you have VIDEO GAMES? :T
Zey – Lol….
Ryku – *yawns* I don’t think I can make it guys..
Kyan – NOO, RYKU! :P NOOO!!
Ryku – *falls asleep*
Kyan – So, it’s just YOU AND ME, eh Zey?
Zey – Not really *pours cold water on Ryku and Mino*
Minotaur – OH MY GAWD! D: I’m wet nao! Did I pee on myself again?
Zey – *snickers*
Minotaur – THAT’S NOT FUNNY! SOME PEOPLE CAN’T FEEL IT IN THEIR SLEEP! D:<
Ryku – Bleh..ZEY. D:< I’m going back to BED. *falls asleep instantly*
Zey – *pinches*
Ryku – OUCH! Darnit, Zey! l:< You’re lucky MT even ALLOWS you on this show!
Author’s Note: LOLOLOL Indeed, indeed. :P
Zey – That’s because I rule ;)
Minotaur – If you wake me up again, I kill you. *falls asleep*
Zey – And you said I’m the sleepyhead *rolls eyes*
Kyan – I haven’t talked in a while. o___o
Ryku – Well, you just did. :P *falls asleep*
Zey – I’m too tired… *falls asleep*
Kyan – GAH. I’m alone! :P *steps on random stick*
Minotaur – DARNIT, KYAN! *destroys Kyan with laser beams* Gahh, what’s a guy gotta do to get some darn sleep.. *falls asleep*
Zey – *snort* MINO!! YOU WOKE ME UP!!!
Minotaur – YOU JUST WOKE ME UP! *slaps Zey* :T *falls asleep*
Zey – Owwie. *kicks*
Ryku – THAT WAS ME!!! :T Darnit, Zey!
Zey – I bring people pain. :3
Minotaur – *wakes up* Ooh yeah, Kyan. *unzaps*
Kyan – I know how it feels to be dead thanks to Mino. Bleh, I feel dizzy. :P
Zey – Poor you.
Ryku – *yawns* Zey, aren’t you tired? *rubs eye*
Zey – Not anymore because of Mino >.>
Minotaur – Hey, SHUT UP! >.<
Zey – Why should I? :O
Minotaur – Whateverrr..*zaps Zey asleep*
Zey – That doesn’t wo – *snores*
SockLicker – *enters tent* DID SOMEBODY SAY “SIN – “?!
Everyone – NOOOO! ):<
SockLicker – Okii. :3 *exits*
Kyan – How come I’M the one who barely talks in the episode.
Creator – *gets in tent* Yeah, I never really liked you that much..
Kyan – O_O!

The End. ;)

Insert Zey Here Part Two

It’s time to continue the story full of sueing and RAAAGE and LIIIIIIIES !  Does Smart Kid pass it off with removing Zey from the neighborhood ? Well? DOES SHE? I’M ASKING YOU! Answer after reading it. (: Or comment. We like comments. :3

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Announcer – HERE COMES THE AWESOMEST JUDGE AROUND WHO’S OVERWEIGHT WITH AN AWESOME MUSTACHE – JUDGE GUY!!!
Judge Guy – <.< Overweight? Anyway, today the jury is deciding to remove Zey-Shomi aka Blue Bee from the town. :D Order in the court..or something..IDK. This is my first day..
Zey – :( I’m so hated now.
Kyan – Uh-huh ANYWAY, I’d like to call ZEY to the stand!
Judge Guy – Why?
Kyan – To get interrogated!
Judge Guy – Ooh. <.< >.> ._. Yeah, come up.
Zey – WHAT DO YOU WANT?!?!?!?!?! >:O
Ryku – Zey, is it TRUE that you physically assualt people with various objects PURPOSELY and JUST FOR THE FUN OF IT?!! don’t be lyin’ to me, boy.
Zey – True. :P…
Ryku – BUT WHAT?
Judge Guy – lololololol. xD BUTT WHAT! BAHAHAH.
Zey – But what, what.
Judge Guy – BWAHAHAHAHA! YOU GUYS ARE 4 WORDS:HI – LAR – I – OUS!
Zey – ._. Weirdo
Judge Guy – WHAT’D YOU CALL ME?!
SK – ANYWAY, we have NO FREAKIN’ WAY I’M LYING MAN, NO FREAKIN’ WAY! There is no evidence that he likes to hurt people for no reason!
Judge Guy – O RLY? Put that VHS in the television!
*video shows up*
SK – Zey, I like your shirt! :D
Zey – O RLY? *shoots with bazooka*
SK – OW! Stop shooting me for no reason!
*video stops*
Jury – *GASP!*
Zey – When’d I do that? O_o
Minotaur – *whispers to SK* That’s not Zey, it’s Tom Cruise.
SK – *whispers to Mino* DERRR, YA THINK SO?!! :P
Minotaur – D:
Zey – That’s not even me!
Judge Guy – ORDAH IN THE COURT! :| I don’t care if that doesn’t look like you, it’s WRONG.
SK – HAAHAHA, ZEY! Yush, cry me a river…’cause Justin Timberlake told me to tell you to do that. (:<
Zey – wut.
SK – Dude, you’re clueless. :P
Zey – Is it wrong for me to do what I like?!?!?! It’s what I was born to do. D: NOTHING CAN CHANGE DAT! >:O
Ryku – Unless you get really depressed, and you get all religious and junk. :)
Zey – You’re religious and junk :3. BURN!
Ryku – :( That wasn’t very nice to say..
Minotaur – WHAT’S WRONG WITH BEING RELIGIOUS AND JUNK?! HMM?
Ryku – No, about the “BURN” part…*cough* idiot *cough*.
Minotaur – -_-‘ I CALL ZEY TO THE STAND!
*dun,dun,dun*
Zey – Ohaidere :P
Minotaur – Zey, I know we did this before, but..WHY DO YOU DO THESE THINGS?! They’re not nice, and you HURT WHALES!
Jury – *dramatic Gasp!*
Zey – I ALREADY TOLD YOU THE WHALE DOESN’T MIND! :3
Minotaur – Ooh, yeah. Come back down here.
Judge Guy – DOES THE COURT FIND HIM GUILTY?
Jury person – Well, if the whale doesn’t care, your honor, guilty. :D
Jury – Yeah, guilty.
Judge Guy – You guys are on drugs. LOLOLOLOL Not guilty. :P *pounds gravel*
Zey – Um…yay?
SK – …I hate you so much right now.. -_- ‘ OUTTA MY WAY! *hits with shoulder*
TSMM – You know what? How come SHE’S a recurring character? Not us?
CG – She’s..uhh..seems like she’ll be perfect on this show..
TSMM – Why? ‘Cause she’s weird? BWAHAHA!!
CG – *punches TSMM in the stomach* TeeHee. That never gets old. :D
Zey – Hehehehe. BAZOOKA TIME!!!!
Everyone – AHHHHH!!!
Zey – jk. :P
SockLicker – DID SOMEBODY SAY “SINGING”? :D
Zey – No ty.
SockLicker – *pulls out a gun* You best be gettin’ outta my face, or I’mma jack you up, fool. :)
Zey – *takes out bazooka* O RLY?!
The End ( ’cause Zey forced me to D: He’s got a bazooka, soo.. )

Insert Zey Here Part One

Episode 404 already? Wootwoot! Also, it’s a school day. So, I might get laggy. D; Anyway, this epic episode is about Zey AGAIN. The irrirating assistant, Smart Kid gets fed up with Zey’s constant and uncalled for assualts. SO SHE TAKES IT TO COURTTTTT – in Part Two. Here’s Part One, Part Two tomorrow. :3

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Kyan – Why is it so..BLANK in here? I mean, the background is flippin’ solid white. o_o
Zey – It’s blank because you fail. :D
Kyan – <.< Where’s Ryku and Mino? I haven’t seen them all day..
Zey – Oops. They got me angry so I hit them with whales.
Kyan – Zey..where did you put them? o.o
Zey – Uh…nowhere.
*muffled shouts*
Kyan – Why are there muffled shouts coming from the trashcan? o_o
Zey – Shouts?! I don’t hear any shouts comin’ from there!
Kyan – *opens up trashcan cap* :O OH MAI.
Minotaur – FINALLY, YOU OPENED IT! I mean, GEEZ.
Ryku – It was hot in there.
Zey – *walks away*
Kyan – ZEY! You are in BIIIIIIIIIIIIG TROUBLE, MISTAH!
Zey – Get any closer and I shoot you with mah bazooka >:O
*theme song plays*
Minotaur – Mino is a cannibal.
Ryku – Ryku’s just plain normal.
Zey – Hitting people with whales and bazookas is what Zey does.
Kyan – Kyan’s always listenin’ to his iPod – uh!
Everyone – PARTY WITH HOBOS! FTW!!!
Minotaur – I mean like, totally, YES.
*ending*
Minotaur – I AIN’T SCARED O’ YOU. D:< I gotz POWAHS!!
Zey – I gotz butter! >:O
Minotaur – IT WILL NOT COME NEAR ME!! D:
SK – Uhh.. guys, where’s our guest? :l Y’know, Muddy Dragon?
Zey – *whistles innocently*
*muffled shouts*
Minotaur – DARNIT, ZEY! *opens trashcan lid*
Ryku – Hey, Mino. You. Me. Bed. Now.
*In Bed*
Minotaur – THAT GLOW IN THE DARK WATCH IS AWESOMESAUCE, RYKU!
Ryku – IKR?!! :D Let’s get outta here before peeps get the wrong ide – HEY!
Zey – *takes glow in the dark watch and breaks it* HAR HAR HAR.
MD – What’s everyone doing in here? I mean geez. *sarcastic, uninterested face*
Zey – *throws whale at MD*
MD – *sigh* I feel so dang hated. I mean c’mon, I need some love too…not that kind, but y’know. :l
Zey – LOLWUT
MD – That’s always all you have to say. Go watch your Monsters vs. Aliens DVDs, okay?
Zey – You go watch your Justin Bieber videos XD.
MD – GO WATCH YOUR SCARY MOVIE 2 VIDEOS!
Zey – Go watch Miley Cyrus. :D
MD – Like whatever..*sarcastic glare*
Zey – *shoots with bazooka*
Minotaur – Oh gosh. :P
Zey – wut.
Minotaur – You brutally destroyed MD.. :|
Zey – No, he’s just burnt.
Minotaur – Oh. :l
SK – ZEY! You assault EVERYBODY!
Zey – True. But you guys usually don’t care in the next episode XD.
SK – Well, there’s always a time to start.. I’m going to get you REMOVED FROM THE NEIGHBORHOOD…in Part Two..
Everyone – GASP! D:
Zey – O RLY?!
SK – Yeah! And there’s nothing that YOU can do atleast to try to stop me, ’cause I hired Minotaur to protect me from you you. :3
Zey *shoots with bazooka*
Minotaur – *destroys bazooka shots* (hello)
Zey – *shoves butter in Minotaur’s mouth*
Minotaur – *throws it up into Zey’s face*
Author’s Note: LAWL gross. :3
Zey – FORCE FIELD FTW!!
Minotaur – Nuh-uh! I got you. :( You’re bad at pretend!
Zey – O RLY?
Minotaur – Yeah! :(
Zey – FINE! Be that way! If you want me to leave….THEN I’LL LEAVE >:O
Minotaur – *holds Zey’s shoulder* Wait, you have to be in Part Two, remember?
Zey – Oh yeah. FINE! I’ll leave in Part 2 if you people still want me to leave >:(
Ryku – Ehh..probably.
TO BE CONTINUEDDDD. :D
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