15 Ways To Burn Down Your School
I’M GROUNDED CAN’T BE CAUGHT ON THE COMPUTERRR. FFFF-
Minotaur – *scrapes pineapple on Tofu’s face* I knew you couldn’t handle it. :D
Captain Tofu – Dx GAH! KNOCK IT OFF!
FBI – *busts down wall* Shouldn’t you children be in school?
Everyone – *looks around*
Kyan – We don’t go to school. :\
FBI – How old are you? :|
Kyan – 16.
Ryku – Same.
Minotaur – 17.
FBI – YOU GUYS SHOULD BE IN HIGH SCHOOL BY NOW! D:< Come with me ! -_-
Everyone – :C
*at Very F. Boring High School*
Mrs. Teacher – Okay, children! We’ve got three new-comers ! Minotaur, Kyan, and Ryku! Make them feel welcome and stuff ! :D
Ryku – Uh, where are we suppose to seat? There’s no empty desks!
Mr. Teacher – I’ll guess we’ll have to think of something. :\
*2 seconds later*
Kyan – *nailed to wall* -_-‘ I hate this school so far.
Ryku – You’re not alone. :\
Mrs. Teacher – Minotaur, would you mind telling me three things Sillicon and Oxygen make?
Minotaur, Concrete, bricks, and glass. Is this really appropriate to nail us to a wall?
Mrs. Teacher – No, not really. ^^
Minotaur – -_- I need to go to the bathroom !
Mrs. Teacher – *takes out nails* Okay, Mino. Make sure to grab a hallpass! :D
Minotaur – *looks around* Where’s the hallpass?
Mrs. Teacher – It’s that necklace that has sodacans on it.
Minotaur – Uhh..okay? o_O *leaves to the bathroom* TIME TO BURN THIS SUCKA DOWN! *blows fire all over the walls*
Mrs. Teacher – FIREEEE! GET OUT CHILDREN NOW! lol jk, me first. :3 *leaves*
Ryku – AGHH! We’re nailed to the wall ! How do we get out? D:
Kyan – JUST TAKE OFF YOUR SHIRT! *takes off shirt*
Ryku – *takes off shirt* Hot six-pack, Kyan. :D
Kyan – :D Thanks ! LET’S LEAVE FOR THE BATHROOM!
*in the bathroom*
Minotaur – *noms on desk*
Ryku – MINO! THE SCHOOL’S ON FIRE! WE GOTTA GO!
Minotaur – First of all, hot six-pack, Kyan. Second of all, why would you think I’d be so calm during a fire?
Kyan – Well played. >:D And thanks. :3
News Reporter – Who do you think started the fire?
Mrs. Teacher – It started suddenly after three boys enrolled into my classroom. I think the fat one did it.
News Reporter – You heard ’em! ARREST HIM, BOYS!
Police – *arrests Ryku*
Ryku – I DIDN’T EVEN DO ANYTHING? And who does she think she’s calling fat? D:<
*back at the PWH studio*
Captain Tofu – So, you hid behind the sofa so you wouldn’t be found by the FBI?
Dasr – Of course. Who wants to go to school? D:
Minotaur – Hai, guyz! :D
Kyan – Yesh, hai. :D
Dasr – Was school bad? O.O
Minotaur – OMG YEAH. They nailed me to a wall, I caught the school on fire, then Ryku got arrested. :\ WORST DAY EVER.
Kyan – I’m glad MT doesn’t make us go to school. :D
MT – I make Minotaur go to school. :D
Minotaur – Yeah, how do you think I knew what Silicon and Oxygen make? That’s not just common sense; you have to LEARN it. From either school or They Might Be Giants.
Kyan – Does that make you smarter? o3o
Minotaur – PROBABLY. >:D
Kyan – In Science, not common sense. :\
Minotaur – *holds drink* Whatever. *tries to sip, pokes himself in the eye*
Dasr – Heheh. :D
Minotaur – *punches* THAT ISN’T FUNNY. I GOT HURT.