Archive | November 2010

Not Another Thanksgiving Special

Most of you have already guessed about the major loss of the PWH episodes, well I’m going to make some new episodes or replacements of old ones with the same exact plot. If you want to see a certain one remade, check out the Episodes page and comment. ;) For now, here’s what you’ve been waiting for, the very first Party With Hobos holiday special, Not Another Thanksgiving Special!

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Ryku – *stalks people through window* COMEEEEE ON!
Minotaur – ..Why are you stalking our guests? :l
Ryku – Because they walk too slow.
*door busts down*
SK – YEAHHH! Time to eattt! :D
SockLicker – YES!
Assistant – MHM!
Dr. Hare – TOTALLY.
Zey – RIGHTEOUS!
Zey II – GNARLY!
Dasr – SI!
Mr. Kazoo – YEP!
Secretary – BONJOUR!
Goofy – ..Yep.
Bloo – YAY!
Minotaur – Hey, look, Ryku! They came! :D
Ryku – DERRR. Welcome to my house everyone..
Goofy – Why is it so huge? *yolk*
Ryku – Because I get paid good.. :D
Goofy – Yeah, sure whatever..
Ryku – Hahaha, just a thought – WHO INVITED YOU? >:|
Kyan – *peeks out kitchen door* I did! :D
SockLicker – Aaaand I’m leaving..
Assistant – *jabs SL in the shoulder*
SockLicker – Dude. D:<
Kyan – Why do you hate me, SL? :C
SockLicker – You’re not interesting, and I dislike being around you.
Kyan – Que?
SockLicker – Let me explain it in a way you’ll understand..SINGING TIME!
Zey – *sigh* Yeah, that’s just great.
SockLicker – I’ve never been interested in you,
I never thought that you were actually important,
All you want is attention,
and you seriously need some deodorant.
I hate you!
I hate you, Kyan!
Leave the show now!
Call me a hater,
I’ll deal with that later.
Actually, I don’t care,
and then I whip my hairrrr.
YEAH! :D
*awkward silence*
Bloo – *claps* :D
Everyone – *WTF stares Bloo*
Bloo – <.<
Kyan – *rolls eyes* Whatever, SockLicker. I thought we established a friendship..
SockLicker – Never in your life, buck-o. :]
Kyan – *goes back into kitchen*
Ryku – Sooo, everyone! Dinner’s going to be prepared in about –
Kyan – *yells from kitchen* 15 minutes!
Ryku – 15 minutes. So get settled up..
Dr. Hare – *attempts to sit* EW!
SK – WHAT? D:
Dr. Hare – This seat is so like, lavender.
SK – AAAAND? :l
Dr. Hare – I want wood. Wood chairs. And I want them pink and hard.
Zey II – Gee, you’re unusual..
Dr. Hare – Actually, I am. Real men don’t wear pink.
Author’s Note: Correct! :D
Secretary – Is it almost time to eat?
Dasr – Secretary, quit being fat. It’s going to be done soon.
Secretary – ..I would punch you, but as you could see, I amam gaining weight. So, it’s  no secret. *cries forever*
Mr. Kazoo – What a womanizer.. *chuckles*
Kyan – *brings out plates* Here you go. :D So, does everyone have a plate?
SockLicker – Actually, Kyan. I’m missing a plat –
Kyan – Everyone has one! That’s good! :D
SockLicker – *grabs chunk of Mac + Cheese from Goofy’s plate, throws at Kyan*
Kyan – OOH, IT’S ON NOW!
Goofy – MY MAC + CHEESE! *tackles SL to the ground*
SockLicker – *falls roughly*
Kyan – *grabs Goofy, throws through window* RAHHH! *punches SL repeatedly*
SockLicker – *kicks off*
SK – *turns to Bloo* And I’m still mad at you for throwing me off that mountain! D:<
Bloo – First of all, I didn’t throw yo –
SK – *smashes mashed potatoes in Bloo’s face*
Bloo – GRRR. *kicks in the face*
SK – OW! *slaps Bloo*
Bloo – *pushes SK to the ground*
Mr. Kazoo – GO SK! :D
Dasr – *gasp* GO SK?! YOU HAVE NO TASTE IN WOMEN!! *falcon punches*
Mr. Kazoo – *falls through wall*
Dasr – YEAH!!
Secretary – *shows up behind Dasr, picks him up* I’M NOT FAT! *throws Dasr through wall as well*
Zey – *shrugs, punches Zey II*
Zey II – DUDE, NOT COOL. *kicks Zey in the stomach*
Minotaur – *looks at Goofy*
Goofy – *looks at Mino*
Minotaur – I DON’T LIKE YOUR ACCENT VERY MUCH. *pimp slaps Goofy to the ground*
Goofy – *wildly attacks Mino*
Minotaur – *turns horns into giant shield*
Goofy – *slams against it*
Author’s Note: LOL FAIL.
Ryku – *walks out of kitchen with Kyan* OHMYCRAP.
*everyone dead*
Ryku – THE DECORATIONS ARE RUINED. D:
Kyan – Sucks for you.
Ryku – :|.. *stabs Kyan in the back*
Kyan – *falls dead*
Ryku – ..I HAVE THE POWERRRR!
happythanksgiving.

PWH Thanksgiving: BlooBerry95

Based on a real person and friend to the show, BlooBerry95 is a Canadian artist who likes to draw, graphic design, and being a YouTube personality. She often shares her work on DeviantArt, but also shares them with the Poptropica community on the Poptropica Help Forums. In Season One, she was often interviewed and featured on Party with Hobos. And she will return on Party with Hobos on November 26th, 2010. :D WATCH OUTTTT.

If you’re interested in Bloo, here’s some links. :)

DeviantArt

YouTube

Poptropica Help Forums

PWH Thanksgiving: Mr. Kazoo

 

Mr. Kazoo is a host of a popular game show called, “Who’s Gonna Go?”, where User TV shows’ members get voted off legally. He appeared in episode, “Vote ‘Em Off!” when Party with Hobos was featured. He was shown to be careless and sarcastic towards Dasr and others. At the end of the episode, SK got voted off with 50% votes to leave PWH since she’s “irritating and terrible to be around”. On Thanksgiving, Mr. Kazoo was invited to go spend the holiday with the PWH crew.

Stay tuned for “Not Another Thanksgiving Special”, premiering November 26th.

It’s Almost Here..

On Thanksgiving night, the PWH invites some of the fan-favorite guests to eat, but things don’t exactly turn out as Ryku had planned.

The Boy Who Cried Unemployed

This episode makes no sense.

Dasr looks for another job for no reason, so he tries to find one he doesn’t eventually quit or get fired from. And that girl, Secretary is going to appear a couple times in the future. :D Kind of  a silly way to end a season, eh?

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Dasr – I NEED A JOB.
Ryku – You’re a P.E. teacher..
Dasr – *shoots Ryku with his lazah* D:< THAT WAS TEMPORARY. Now, where’s the nearest unemployment office..? :T
Kyan – Across the street. :P
Dasr – Oh..well..BYE! ;D *zooms out*
Kyan – *chuckles*
Ryku – What?
Kyan – It’s an episode about Dasr. XD
*theme song plays*
Minotaur has mythological powers,
Ryku’s a superhero day and night,
Dasr’s a paranoid cat guy that flies,
Kyan’s always gettin’ hurt and that’s not right.
Partyin’ with, Fightin’ with, Laughin’ with them in a PARTY WITH HOBOS!
*ending*
Dasr – What’s an unemployment office like? :T *opens door*
Secretary – Would you like something, sir? *chews gum* -_-
Dasr – I need a job. :T
Secretary – What KIND?
Dasr – Dunt care much.
Secretary – You could be a host on that Party with Hobos studio across the street.. :T
Dasr – Been there, done that. -_-
Secretary – You could work at Hole Beach as a caterer.. :T
*at Hole Beach*
Dasr – *behind desk* ohgodohgodohgodohgodI’M SO EXCITED.
CoderKid – Uh, hello?
Dasr – HI! :D
CoderKid – *falls down violently, gets back up* Can I has cheeseburger? ( lawl )
Dasr – *draws cheeseburger on Post-It* OH ASSISTANT PERSON!
Minotaur – wat.
Dasr – O-O YOU’RE MY ASSISTANT?
Minotaur – Mhm. *takes note and walks away*
Dasr – >.> I DON’T WANNA WORK HERE ANYMOARRRR
*at unemployment office*
Secretary – Hey, big fat quitter. :T Back already?
Dasr – ANOTHER JOBBB
Secretary – You COULD be a hotel maid, butttt –
Dasr – I LIEK ITTT
*at hotel*
Dasr – *knocks on room door* Room cleaning?
Voice from Inside – Yes, come in.
Dasr – *opens door* EEWWWWWWWWWWWW
SK – Dasr? ASDFGHJKL;’?!! YOU’RE A HOTEL MAID?!!
Dasr – Yesh. :T
SK – I think YOU’RE the reason I got kicked off. >:T
Dasr – Wait, whaaa -?
SK – If you didn’t come to the dang show in the first place I wouldn’t have gotten kicked off.
Dasr – YOU WERE VOTED OFF BY POPULAR DEMAND.
SK – True, but I am SOOOOO getting back on the PWH you best believe it.
Dasr – *vacuums SK*
SK – AAAAAHHH
Dasr – *sucks up SK in the vacuum* Oops. :T *exits room*
*at unemployment office*
Secretary – QUIT LOSING YOUR JOBS!!!!!!!!
Dasr – ButButButBut THEY ALL SUCK
Secretary – I know the PERFECT job for you. *throws teleporter on Dasr*
*zoop to PWH studios*
Dasr – *reappears* Oh crap. -_-
unhilariousending.

Physical Evacuation

I COULD SO RELATE TO THIS.

Expect about the part about escaping. :D It’s basically about Kyan, Ryku, and Minotaur going to school..AGAIN..and apparently, they’re in P.E. class. Guess who’s the P.E. teacher? HE IS..!

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Kyan – P.E. CLASS! :D
Ryku – But we don’t GO to school. :T
Kyan – Yeahh, but MT wants to do an episode about P.E. sooooo..
Minotaur – *pops in out of nowhere* I hate these shorts. FFFFFF WHERE’S TEH P.E. TEACHAHHH??!!
Dasr – MEHHH! :D
Ryku – ..o_o YOU?!!
Dasr – Just because I’m the least-talked about out of anybody DOESN’T mean I can’t be a P.E. Teacherrr. :( NOW RUN AROUND THIS FIELD BECAUSE I SAY SO!! D:<
Minotaur – How many laps? :T
Dasr – I actually forgot that you had to do laps, but four would be nice.
Kyan –  *slaps Mino* I HATE CHU.
Minotaur – *stabs Kyan with horns* Watch yo mouth, boi. -_-
Kyan – OHGOSH IT’S BLEEDING ALL OVER THE PLACE!! Dx
Dasr – This is all time that could’ve been spent running a mile.. >:T
Kyan – FINE I’LL RUN YOUR DANG MILE. *starts running*
Minotaur – Mr. Dasr..
Dasr – *sigh* wat. -_-
Minotaur – I already have an A+ in this class, so I feel as if I don’t need to run. *shows piece of messed up notebook paper*
Dasr – o_o ARE YOU KIDDING ME??!! how could you have an A? I haven’t even graded anyone yet! Just sit down and relax.
Minotaur – Thank you, sir. :D
Ryku – *looks at Mino* What the fff – *smashs into pole; lands in mud*
Kyan – *stops* OOOO! You got cho P.E. clothes muddy! O:
Ryku – *throws Kyan into mud with him* So did you.. -_-
Dasr – *looks down at Ryku and Kyan* Dirty, Dirty boys. GET IN THE SHOWERS!
Minotaur – Can I still relax? :D
Dasr – :D yep.
Minotaur – *thumbs* :D
*at school exit*
Ryku – *tugs on handle* IT’S LOCKED! O:
Kyan – How will we escape now? D:
Ryku – WAIT! There’s a random hole in the door that for some reason we didn’t notice before! :D
Kyan – :D !
Ryku and Kyan – *climbs through, gets stuck*
Kyan – NOT AT THE SAME TIME!! D:<
Dasr – *pops out of nowhere* DETENSHUN! BOTH OF YOU!!
Minotaur – *follows Dasr* Can I still relax? :D
Dasr – Yep! :D
Minotaur – :D
*at detention*
Dasr – Say a word and I’ll kill you. *watches YouTube*
Kyan – *whispers to Ryku* this is the worst day EVAH!
Ryku – *whispers* Captain Obvious saves the world once again..
Dasr – I HEARD SOMETHING!
Kyan – No, you didn’t..
Dasr – Ok! :D
Ryku – *whispers* How do we get out of here THIS time?
Kyan – *whispers* Let’s just say we have to go to the bathroom..
Ryku – DASRRR!
Dasr – WHAT?
Ryku – Kyan and I have to go to the bathroom..
Dasr – And it’s ironic that you both have to go at the SAME TIME.
Kyan – Isn’t it? :D
Minotaur – CAN I STILL RELAX!?!!
Dasr – Of course! :D *looks back at Ryku and Kyan* FFFF THEY LEFTTT!
Minotaur – *throws Dasr out the window* USED YOU!
Dasr – I THOUGHT WE HAD SOMETHING SPECIAL..
Minotaur – ..no. I just used you.
Dasr – :T
*outside of school five minutes later*
Ryku – School sucks.
Kyan – Yep.
Minotaur – Mhm.
Ryku – Wasn’t this episode suppose to be about P.E.?
Minotaur – ..yeah.
theend

Vote ‘Em Off!

This is suppose to be a very special episode.

This is the first episode not of Season Eight that is over 100 lines. Basically, the PWH crew is forced on a gameshow that invites User TV show’s members to be voted off. It’s time for a change, man! :D Have phun.

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Mr. Kazoo – HELLOHELLO! It’s your favorite host of “Who’s Gonna Go!”, America’s favorite and Canada’s 44th favorite game show where fans vote out cast members of famous User TV shows!
Today, it’s the cast of MonkeyTacoz’ Party with Hobos! We haveeee MINOTAURR –
Minotaur – Yo.
Mr. Kazoo – Ryku!
Ryku – Present.
Mr. Kazoo – Kyan!
Kyan – wat.
Mr. Kazoo – Dasr!
Dasr – Meep.
Mr. Kazoo – Zey! Oh yeah, Zey only appears when he – SK!
SK – Herro. :3
Mr. Kazoo – Aaaand SockLicker!
SockLicker – Sing a song of love ! <3
Mr. Kazoo – Now, all of these not-so-handsome children are going to be shown flashbacks of themselves, and if the audience loves them, they stay. But if they suck..*cough*Dasr*cough*..they could be at risk of leaving legally! :D
Kyan – Oh, that’s wonderful.. <.<
Dasr – B-but.. I have that one really bloody flashback.. D:<
Mr. Kazoo – Shouldn’t have gotten hurt. ;D
Dasr – Well excuse me for tripping over a crack then breaking my skull. :|
Mr. Kazoo – Start acting like an actual man. Now, STARTTT the flashbacks of RYKUUU!! :D
Ryku – Why me? o_o
*flashback*
Trapped in The Dungeon
MF – Say it!
Ryku – I don’t really want to..
MF – NAO!!!
Ryku – WelcomeToPartyWithHobosHomeOfTheHobosMayITakeYourOrder?!! *cries*
*flashback over*
Mr. Kazoo – …No comment.
Ryku – SHE TRAPPED ME IN THE DUNGEON!! SHE WAS PROBABLY GOING TO HAVE TO KILL ME!! D:<
Mr. Kazoo – Well…that’s you. Does any audience member have a comment?
Audience Member – He’s weird, but a little funny. :T
Audience – *claps*
Mr. Kazoo – I agree. Let’s see some clips of Miss Kyan!
Kyan – MISS KYAN? D:<
Mr. Kazoo – lol yup. FLASHBACKK PWEASE!
*flashback*
Knight Hero
Kyan – HEY GUYS! *hits with sword* We’re playing PRETEND! :D
Ryku – I’m a dragon Knight Kyan fails to kill! (:<
Kyan – I’m trying the best I can! :C
Ryku – Yeah, well you suck at it.
*flashback over*
Audience Member – I change my opinion about Ryku. THAT was funny. But Kyan seems weak, childish, and worthless. :T
Kyan – WTF. D:<
Mr. Kazoo – olololol Miss SK, would you liek a turn? ;D
SK – No. o_o
Mr. Kazoo – START ‘EM UP!
*flashback*
My Stupid Movie 1/4
Ryku and Kyan – *runs inside and stares* …Uhh..do you need help or something?..
SK – Not really, I could do things on my own. Y’ know, I’m growing up and I really need to learn how to…YES, I NEED HELP! I’M STUCK UNDER A FREAKING METEOR!
Kyan – The lizard says she’s stuck.
SK – LIZARD?!! *grabs Kyan’s leg* OOH, I’MMA GET YOU, KYAN!
Kyan – EEKKKKK! *kicks SK in the face unconscious*
*flashback over*
SK – That actually reminded me about the grudge against Kyan I “got over”..
Kyan – *gulp*
Audience Member – She’s irritating and seems terrible to be around. :|
SK – I’M EPICCC! D;
Mr. Kazoo – Yeah, anyway, Mino?
Minotaur – wat.
Mr. Kazoo – Time for your flashbacks..
Minotaur – Uhh..okay. :\
*flashback*
Wake UP!
Minotaur – OH MY GAWD! D: I’m wet nao! Did I pee on myself again?
Zey – *snickers*
Minotaur – THAT’S NOT FUNNY! SOME PEOPLE CAN’T FEEL IT IN THEIR SLEEP! D:<
*flashback over*
Audience Member – Wow, a cast member that’s actually entertaining. He should be kept.
Mr. Kazoo – Wow, a positive review. :D
Minotaur – I LOVE YOU! o_o
Audience Member – I’m a dude..
Minotaur – You are?
Audience Member – D:<
Mr. Kazoo – And last and probably least, SOCKLICKERRR!! :D
SockLicker – :D EEEEE!
Dasr – Wait what about me? D:
Mr. Kazoo – ..I don’t care. SOCKLICKER FLASHIES PLZ!
Dasr – >:C
*flashback*
Trapped in The Dungeon
SockLicker – I sing alot..
and I bust through walls..
I’m the most musically active person..
you’ve ever saw!!
I shoot laser beams out of my eyes.. *shoots at MF*
MF – OWWW!! D;
And catch you by surprise!
Ooh, I’m the super awesometastic SOCKLICKERR!
MF – *rages toward angry*
SockLicker – I kick all of the bad guys.. *kicks MF*
MF – OWWW!!
SockLicker – And put them back to the place they belong.. *throws MF back to her house*
While describing the whole scene..
in choreography and song!!
*flashback over*
Audience Member – He’s epic. Keepable. :D
Mr. Kazoo – That means that you four are on death row. ;D
Ryku – Aww, I don’t want to be voted off. :C
Kyan – Meh either. Dx
SK – They DO like me right? o_o
Dasr – >:C DANGIT PEOPLE I’M NOT SOME STICKER ON A WALL THAT YOU CAN JUST RESTICK OVER AND OVER.
Minotaur – WHAT ARE YOU EVEN TALKING ABOUT!! Dx
Mr. Kazoo – Okay, every audience member and the two kept cast members has an electronic device under their seats with pictures of every cast member. Just tap on the picture you want to go and WA-LAH! Aaaaaaand THE VOTES ARE IN! STUDY THE MONITORRR!
Kyan: 23%
Ryku:6%
Dasr:21%
SK – Ummm..what does it say under mine? o_o
Dasr – *BLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP.* >:C
Mr. Kazoo – SK: 50%! GET OUTTA HEREEEE!! :D
SK – WHAT?!! D;
Security – *throws SK out of studio*
SK – NOOOOOOOO!!!
Mr. Kazoo – It’s probably obvious who Mino voted for, but I’m curious about SockLicker’s vote. He’s TOO nice..
SockLicker – I voted for Kyan. :]
Kyan – WHAT?!! why? o_o
SockLicker – *shrugs* I had to pick SOMEBODY. :] No offense, dude. ;D
Kyan – D:<
Mr. Kazoo – ..Goodnight? :\
goodnightending.
SockLicker + Kyan tension lololo
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