Diary of the Son of a Cannibal

THIS. FREAKING. EPISODE. IS. SO. REVOLUTIONARY.

What I mean by that is Minotaur reveals – HIS SON! He’s not going to be used alot in the rest of the series, although he has a very important role in “Battling The Cullens”. But here’s how this works, Kyan complains about how Minotaur is immature for his age and blahblah.

!

Kyan – Ohaidere, Mino. Whatcha watchin’? *sips Slurpee*
Minotaur – Watching cartoons ! :D *sips Kyan’s Slurpee*
Kyan – D:<
Minotaur – OOH! I heart this commercial ! O:
*commercial plays*
Oink, Oink! Zoo Pals!
Buzz, Buzz! Zoo Pals!
Quack, Quack! Zoo Pals!
Zoo Pals make eating FUN!
*stops*
Kyan – ._. <.< You gotta be kidding me.
Minotaur – I LOVELOVELOVE THIS COMMERCIAL! D: *tweets commercial*
Kyan – Minotaur, sometimes you need to GROW UP! And watch grown-up stuff, LIKE THIS! :D *turns channel*
News Reporter –  – Leaving nine dead. Suspects are currently unknown, but all we know right now: they might get away with it.
*turns off TV*
Kyan – See? Old people find that interesting ! :D
Minotaur – I’m 18,000 years old and I don’t even find that interesting. Not even my 782nd child, Bradley. :\ He’s in Fourth Grade.
Kyan – YOU’RE A DAD AND YOU WATCH CARTOONS AND SING TO THE JINGLE OF THE ZOO PALS COMMERCIALS?!!
Minotaur – Mhm. *shows phone picture of Bradley to Kyan* Look at him. Look at his epic brown Bieber hair! :D
Kyan – *smacks phone* I DON’T CARE WHAT BRADLEY LOOKS LIKE!!!!!!!!1! You need to grow up, SON! D:<
Minotaur – DUDE! …I’m not your son! D:<
Bradley – *opens door*
Minotaur – Hai Bradley! :D
Bradley – Yo, Dad. Who’s this freak?
Kyan – Great, he inherited THAT trait of yours.
Minotaur – This is called a Kyan!
Bradley – What a stupid name. Look how clean mine looks. *pantses Kyan* DUDE, GROSS. WEAR SOME UNDERWEAR! Dx
Minotaur – MY EYES ARE BURNING! D;
Kyan – Maybe because of the incredibly bright Censored box. DECREASE IT!
Bradley – EWWW!! Dx
Kyan – NOT IN SIZE! And who else needs to grow up, YOUR SON! -_- *leaves*
Minotaur – HE’S LIKE 9! D:<
Bradley – What a weirdo, I mean, who doesn’t wear underwear? I need to talk about that in the new episode.
Minotaur – New episode of what?
Bradley – IMAGINARY TALK SHOW, starring Bradley! (:
Minotaur – OOH! Can I be on there? D:
Bradley – Last time you were on there, you ate all the desks. D:<
Minotaur – And they tasted GOOOOOOOD! ^-^
*Imaginary Talk Showww*
Audience – *claps, claps, claps*
Bradley – HOW’S EVERYONE DOING TODAY?
Audience – IMAGINE-TASTIC!
Bradley – lol yup. Now to introduce our first guest, pantsed first time we met, KYANNN! >:D
Kyan – Herro, Bradley. -_-
Bradley – Good Evening, Kyan. Do you know why I hate you?
Kyan – *sigh* WHY?
Bradley – Because you never see this coming. *cuts rope*
Kyan – See what comi – *gets Falcon Punched by Wrecking Ball*
Bradley – And now for the musical stylings of SOCKLICKAHHH!!!
Audience – *goes crazy*
SockLicker – I invited him to be on here,
when I said he wasn’t a recurring character,
he broke into tears.
It’s not my fault, we have enough-
characters to go around.
It’s hard to find guests for the show already;
we gotta go around town.
Next day, we told him off.
He got P.O.’d
He’s just angry at
what he’s been told.
Putting words in my mouth,
I didn’t say that at all,
“I’m gonna make a better show
to make PWH fall!”
I’d like to see you try.
It’s not like we would cry.
We’re doing it all for fun,
get it through your thick skull, hun !
Audience – *goes wild*
Bradley – Epic song? Who’s it about?
SockLicker – Squeez –
referenceending.
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About MT

Nothing other than a boy that listens to music and laughs at stupid things.

One response to “Diary of the Son of a Cannibal”

  1. DizzyDee says :

    Horrible…
    Horribly AWESOME!!!

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