Bradley may not have been as smart as he makes himself seems.
In this episode, he gets straight F’s on his report card and changes them to A’s. Let’s see what Minotaur’s overreaction this time! ;)
*in Mino’s house*
Minotaur – *chills on the couch, watching TV* Ah, Laverne and Shirley. The best show of the 70’s.
Laverne – Shirl, you can’t win that obstacle course! You’re not athletic.
Shirley – At least I don’t drink Milk and Pepsi, which is a weird combination of a beverage.
Bradley – *opens door silently* Dad, I’ll just be upstairs..
Minotaur – *turns to Bradley* FREEZE!
Bradley – *sweats* What? :C
Minotaur – Where’s that report card with the perfect straight A’s? :3
Bradley – Err..We don’t get them until a minute after you turn around.
Minotaur – *turns around* 60, 59, 58..
Bradley – *gets out pen and changes F’s into A’s*
Minotaur – 42, 41, 40, 30, 20, 10, 3, 2, 1! *turns back around* Okayy! :D
Bradley – *shoves report card in Mino’s face*
Minotaur – I SEE A’s! :D
Bradley – Yeaaaah.. *sweats nervously*
Minotaur – Why does your teacher write A’s like that. It looks like an F with another line on it’s right side.
Bradley – Yeah, he’s a creeper anyway. He’s one of those people that walk outside late at night.
Minotaur – GRADES LIKE THIS NEEDS TO BE RECOGNIZED! :D
Bradley – Dad, lots of kids get straight A’s..
Minotaur – But they all don’t have that big head of yours. :D
Bradley – D:
*in Oprah’s office*
Oprah – No.
Minotaur – Come on, Winfrey!
Oprah – Minotaur, lots of kids get straight A’s..
Bradley – ..Told you.
Minotaur – But this head is full of knowledge!
Oprah – Wait, what exactly do you want me to do?
Minotaur – Get him in Harvard University. :D
Oprah – I’m not sure Bradley has the potentials to register for –
Minotaur – JUST GET HIM IN THE COLLEGE! D:<
*at Harvard University*
Bradley – *lost in the hallway*
Professor – *bumps in to Bradley, falls down and dies*
Bradley – OH GOD, I’M PERCY JACKSON! D:
Other Professor – *bumps in to Bradley* Could I help, fat head.
Bradley – I need help fi – ..Fathead? *chokes Other Professor with rope*
Other Professor – *dies*
Bradley – This was fun. :D
Another Professor – *trips over dead bodies, looks around* OH GOSH! I’M TELLING YOUR MOM!
Bradley – NO, YOU CAN’T TELL JESSICA ALBA ABOUT THIS! *throws knife*
Another Professor – *head falls off body, dies*
*at PWH studio*
Kyan – And then I was like, girl pleeeease.
Ryku – Mhm. Girl, I get you.
Minotaur – Got that right, sistah.
Zey – ..I’m not going to contribute to this conversation.
Oprah – *kicks open the door* MINOTAUR, YOUR SON IS SICK MINDED!
Minotaur – You found those magazines? :O
Oprah – Wait, no..ew. He’s commiting a various amount of murders at Harvard!
Minotaur – Just like his father. *turns away*
Oprah – You’re not going to do anything about this? -_-
Minotaur – Nope.
Oprah – Oh. Well, what could we do now?
Minotaur – I brought the complete season of Laverne and Shirley VHS tapes! :D
Everyone – YAY! :D
*on the monitor, theme song plays*
Everyone – ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR, FIVE, SIX, SEVEN, EIGHT! SCHLAMEL! SCHLAMAZEL! HASENPFEFFER INCORPERATED! :D
Zey – ..I don’t know what this show is.
Ryku – No one does..