*in space, SL’s aircraft*
SockLicker – *watching SpongeBob* Oh, such idiocy in this show! I simply adore it!
Ryan – *pokes SL* Uh, Sock..
SockLicker – *turns*
Ryan – Wolfgang tried to contact you.
SockLicker – I am aware of that.
Ryan – Then how come you didn’t –
SockLicker – Because I’m watching SpongeBob, homie! Can’t you let a brotha finish an episode?
Ryan – Uh, sure. O.o
SockLicker – Thank you for the courtesy.
*at the Hilton Hotel, in the hallway*
Bradley – *knocks on the door* House keeping!
Harry – *opens the door* Hello, can we help you?
Bradley – Yes, I need to inspect your room or something in case of anything inappropriate. Hotel rules.
Harry – *mumbles under breath* Darn, now I must hide those pictures..
Bradley – What?
Harry – Nothing..
Bradley – Oh..
Harry – So, are you going to come in?
Bradley – No, you all have to get out.
Harry – Alright. Come on, boys.
*they all scatter out*
Bradley – *goes inside, slams door behind*
Louis – I wasn’t even finished painting my toenails!
Liam – You have issues..
*in the room*
Wolfgang – *peeks under table* Oh my god, it smells so One Direction-y in here. :’D
Bradley – Can you just hurry up and hide..
Wolfgang – Yeah, but where?
Bradley – *looks around* Uh, how about the window?
Wolfgang – The window? You cray cray?
Bradley – Well, there’s no place else.
Niall – *from the hallway outside* Can we come in now?
Bradley – No! *whispers* Hurry up!
Wolfgang – Alright, alright! *opens window, climbs outside* The platform is so thin and it’s windy out here.. AND LOOK AT THIS VIEW OH MY GOD IF I FALL I DIE asdfgas;
Bradley – But all you have to do is knock on the window and they’ll save you.
Wolfgang – Good thinking. :o
Bradley – *shuts window, goes back outside* Okay, you can come back in now.
*they go back in*
Zayn – Oh dear, I was in my boxer briefs in public. I feel so embarassed.
Bradley – At least you don’t have to wear a maid’s dress.
Liam – Wait, you’re a boy?
Bradley – >:( *slams door behind, walks into hallway*
JTX – *in maid dress* Bradley?
Bradley – JTX, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE WTF
JTX – I’m visiting my aunts.. so, is this what you do in your spare time? *laughs*
Bradley – *facepalms*
*outside the window*
Wolfgang – It’s freezing. *turns, knocks on the window*
Niall – There’s a young lady out there in the freezing cold!
Louis – Open the window!
Niall – *goes over and opens*
Wolfgang – *hypervenilates* Thank you so much, I don’t know how I could ev – *foot slips on platform, falls back, screams*
Harry – OH MY GAH!
Zayn – SHE’S FALLING 23 STORIES!
Niall – *dashes outside in the hallway, pushes Bradley out of the way, continues to go down*
JTX – Was that – ?
Bradley – *on the ground face first* I hate them.
Wolfgang – *falling, looks down* Niall? ; u ;
Niall – *runs outside, holds arms out*
SockLicker – *flies, catches Wolfgang before she could land in Niall’s arms, lands safely*
Wolfgang – *opens eyes* You idiot! *slaps*
*the rest of 1D run outside*
Harry – Are you alright, miss?
Wolfgang – Yeah, I think I learned never to risk your health over some dumb boy band. *jumps out of SockLicker’s arms, kisses Zayn* You still cute though.