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Looks like some people need some tutoring. Just kiddin’! Ryku doesn’t know what gravity is, so the other PWH characters sing about what gravity is. If you don’t know what it means, you HAVE to read this. Because you’re just plain stupid. You can see this episode on the PWH here:



Ryku – C’mon! It’s for Hijuyo only. :3

Kyan – *sigh* Okayyyy.

Ryku – Now stop being lazy and get your butt on the spaceship!!

Author’s Note – By now, you’re wondering : Spaceship? O: Are you wondering SPACESHIP?!*BLAST OFF IN 3, 2 , 1!!*

Kyan – Hey, everyone! Welcome to Party with Hobos! A show not really about partying with hobos! WE’RE IN SPACEEEE! ;3

Minotaur – Floating in teh air is FUNNNN! :O

Ryku – DERRR. GEE, I DID NOT KNOW THA – Of course!! :DSK – Weeeeeeeee!

Zey – BAWWWW! I can’t throw whales!! It’ll just float! :(

Ryku – Why?

Zey – Gravity.

Ryku – What’s that?

Zey, SK, Minotaur, Kyan – WHAT IS GRAVITY?! *musical number startoff O:*

SK – I see you don’t know what gravity is..

Zey – You must be really young or stupid. :D HEY!

Minotaur – It’s the thing that helps you go to the bathroom

Kyan – And keeps you from floating awayyyyyyy!

Zey – It’s actually a good thing..

Minotaur – You’ll float into space and die..

SK – But ignorant people like you..

Kyan – ..don’t find the point. I’m like WHYYYYYYYYY?!

Zey – You have to thank God for this..

Minotaur – I mean it’s all due to him and stuff..

SK – I don’t want this to turn into a religous song..

Kyan – But I can’t get enoughhhhhhh!!! Yeah! 

Minotaur – Now you know what gravity is?

Ryku – Yeah, but what does ignorant mean?

Zey, SK, Minotaur, Kyan – WHAT DOES IGNORANT MEAN?! *here we go again*

Zey – It basically means not smart..

SK – And it totally not okay..

Minotaur – Because you need intelligence and brains in your life..

Kyan – To find your wayyyyyyyy!!!

Ryku – I know what you mean, but what does intelligence mean?

Zey, SK, Minotaur, Ryku – WHAT DOES INTELLIGENCE MEAN? *again…..*

Zey – It’s the opposite of stupid..

SK – It means your really smart!

Minotaur – It what people have who have common sense..

Kyan – It means you don’t think it’s okay to farttttttttttt into someone’s face.

Ryku – I know what you mean, but what does..

Kyan – I’M DONE! We’ve sang three songs!! Do you know how hard it is for the author to come up with a bunch of lyrics? You think it looks EASY?

Author’s Note – It is not easy at all. :D

Ryku – SORRY! >.< Geez, OOO! There’s Jupiter!!

Minotaur – What is Jupiter? *looks around excited*

Everyone – *looks at Mino irritated*

Minotaur – WUT? I wanna know what things are too! D;*CrAsHhHhHhHh!!1!*

SK – What was that?! 

Zey – *looks at window* OHMAIGAWSH. It’s Darth Vader’s ship!

DV’s Minion – Uhh..sir, why have we crashed into those losers’ ship?

DV – I was bored, so I crashed into those losers’ ship.

DV’s Minion – Okay then. ;D


Ryku – ZEY, DON – On second thought, that’s not a bad idea..

Minotaur – Didn’t you forget about GRAVITY? 

SK – Hey, look! Randomly conveienent laser beam controls!

Minotaur – That is conveienent! :D

SK – *shoots*

Kyan –’re not shooting at their ship you know..

SK – I know, I’m playing astroids. :)

Kyan – *shoves SK*  I’m in control now.

DV’s Minion – OHSNAPZSIR! Our ship is on fire!


DV’s Minion – -_- ‘*DV’s ship blows up*

Kyan – That’s nice. :) *looks around* Where’d SK go?

Ryku – You pushed her off the ship..

Kyan – Oooh. *puts on earphones* :) 

Teh Endddddddd.

Knight Hero

A new episode spawns today. The episode is called Knight Hero. Lol lol lol….um yeah. This episode is about Kyan and friends where he’s playing pretend. Nothing can go weird out of this right? EHHH! WROOOOOONG!!!

You can see this episode on the PHF right here

~ 205 – Knight Hero

Kyan – HEY GUYS! *hits with sword* We’re playing PRETEND!
Ryku – I’m a dragon Knight Kyan fails to kill! (:<
Kyan – I’m trying the best I can! :C
Ryku – Yeah, well you suck at it.
Minotaur – Guys, this is LAME. Why can’t we just play something else?!
Ryku – You’re only saying that because you’re the packmule! D:<
Minotaur – ..
Kyan – *strikes with sword* IN YO FACEEE! :D
Ryku – You stabbed me in real life, you jerk. >
Director – o.o Take Two?!

*theme song plays*
A show about milk and cookies!
NO WAI! It’s Party With Hobos!

Kyan – LAWL. Well that was fail. :D
Ryku – DUHH!
Minotaur – *zaps Ryku’s cut* :D There ya go!
Ryku – YAY! Another game shall we? PLEASE WITH LESS STABBING!!
Minotaur – In the Planet Nitrogen, lies the most evil villians in the WORLD! For some reason, only one hero can stop it and that is…. SOCK LICKER!!
Ryku – I am SOCK LICKER! YAYYYY! I have every power in teh WORLD!!
Kyan – But it is I – Oprah Winfrey who will stop it! :D
SockLicker – NO WAI!! *punches*
Oprah – OH HECKZ NO! *kick!*
SockLicker – YOU GAIN WEIGHT, LOSE IT, AND GAIN IT AGAIN!! *kicks wig off*
Oprah – That’s not very nice! >
SockLicker – What are you gonna do about it?
Kyan – CRY! T-T
Ryku – Geez, Kyan. You SUCK at Pretend. -_- ‘
Minotaur – Trades spots!
Announcer – After Oprah’s wig got kicked off, we find ourselves wondering what she will do!!
SockLicker – NO THX. ;D
Minotaur – HOLD UP!! Geez, you take it TOO FAR. There’s such a thing as LIMITS!
Ryku – It’s called being a good pretender…
Minotaur – NO, IT’S NOT! GAWSHH!!
Ryku – Oh. I never thought of it that way before. T-T
Announcer – We find ourselves in –
Minotaur – SHUT UP, KYAN!
Kyan – Okay, okay! :C
Minotaur – NEW PRETEND GAME!! Forests!
Ryku – I call Monkey!
Kyan – I call Snake!
Minotaur – I call Bulldozer!
Kyan&Ryku – *stares* o.O
Minotaur – What?
Ryku – Nothing, that’s just random..
Minotaur – This whole show is random..
Ryku – I should just shut up.
Minotaur – I call firstiez!
Bulldozer – BeepBeepBeep!
Snake – *jumps in front* Sssssssssssss!!
Bulldozer – *runs over* :D
Monkey – Ooo! Ooo! Aah! Aah!
Bulldozer – *runs over too* ;D
Monkey – D;
Ryku – This game is too depressive!
Minotaur – You’re mad because I ran you over with mah bulldozer!
Kyan – Yeah, Ry!
Ryku – But – But..
Minotaur – Ryku, you know I’m a cannibal, right?
Ryku – >.>

(c) Munkii

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