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Shark’d!

When it’s a few degrees too hot with no guests planned,  the PWH crew goes to the Pacific Ocean to cool off.  But then, something unfortunate happens to one of the hosts.

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Kyan – I’m SO bored nao. :P
Ryku – You should be ;D
Minotaur – AND IT IS SO HAWT FOR A GUEST TODAY! T-T
Ryku – Let’s go to THE OCEAN!!
*theme song FTW*
A show about milk and cookies!
NO WAI! It’s PARTY WITH HOBOS!!
Yeahhhhh!!
*ending*
Kyan – Ryku, I’m NOT jumping into the Pacific Ocean to cool off!
Minotaur – Why? YOU ISH SCARED OR SOMETHING?!
Kyan – No, BECAUSE THERE’S A DANGEROUS OIL SPILL! D;
Ryku – *shoves*
Kyan – BAWWW! >.<
Minotaur – How does it feel?
Kyan – IT BURNS!! D;
Minotaur – Maybe we shouldn’t have pushed him in.
Ryku – HE’S FINE!!
Kyan – IT FEELS LIEK ACID! HELP!!
Minotaur – How can we get him out? :l *scratches beard*
Kyan – USE THE LIVESAVE – !!
Minotaur – I’M TRYING TO THINK!! D:<
Kyan – ._. AHHH!! I SEE A SHARK!!
Ryku – Uhh..maybe we SHOULD get him out. :l
Minotaur – He just wants attention! Ignore him.
Ryku – o.O
Kyan – AAHHHH! HE’S EATING MEHHHH!!
Minotaur – KYAN! Stop squirting ketchup underwater! It’s BAD!
Kyan – HELP MEHHHHH!!! D;
Ryku – *ties LifeSaver to rope* HERE! CATCH THIS!!!
Kyan – *attempts to catch, but doesn’t*
FAIL!!
Ryku – Oh geez! He didn’t catch it! Mino, use your superpowers!!
Minotaur – -_-
Ryku – Did ya hear me!
Minotaur – YES. But I didn’t hear the P WORD!
Ryku – Please?!
Minotaur – Please what? -_-
Ryku – D:< PLEASE USE YOUR SUPERPOWERS TO GET KYAN OUT!!
Minotaur – Nah, brah. Say it POLITELY.
Ryku – AASSFSDGDHSGDS!!!@% – u – Please use your superpowers to get Kyan out.
Minotaur – THAT’S BETTAH! :D *turns to Kyan* PEWPEWPEW!
Kyan – *floats into air and lands onto the ship*
Ryku – KYANN!! *looks down* EEK!
Kyan – Well, my legs were being consumed by a shark, how’d you think they’d look like?
Ryku – Not THAT! We could be on TV!! ;3
Director – You’re already on TV!
Ryku – Technically COMPUTER, moron.
Director – -_-‘
* On the Animal Planet channel *
Ryku – We were just hanging out by the Pacific Ocean, when Kyan tripped and fell in..
Kyan – Yeah, I was kinda FORCED IN though..
Minotaur – I thought it was funny.
Ryku – It was terrible! I didn’t even know if he was even going to be ALIVE!!
Kyan – It WAS scary! I was in the hospital for two weeks for leg surgery!
Minotaur – *plays with Paddleball* Can I go nao? It’s boring here.
Ryku – That shark was just consuming his legs violently! D: IT WAS HORRIBLE TO WATCH.
Kyan – I’m lucky I even got out of there alive. ;D
Minotaur – IF YOU WON’T LET MEH GO, I’M CALLING MY LAWYERS!!
Interviewer – What lawyers?
Minotaur – Uhh – JUST LET ME GO!!!
Ryku – When I saw him get outta there alive, I was happy.
Kyan – Ryku was very – HAPPY when he saw that I was alive..
Minotaur – THIS SHOW IS BAD.
Interview – YOU’RE BAD!!
Minotaur – Blehhh. >.<
Zey – lolwut
Minotaur – You’re in this episode today? o.O
Zey – idk AM I?!?!?!?!
Minotaur – I don’t think so..
Zey – FINE! Be that way >.> *leaves*
Minotaur – You’ll be in the NEXT ep! D: COME BACK HEREEE!

End. (:

(c) Munkii, Zey, Hijuyo 

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